Oops!
Hi. This is Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. We made a mistake. Yesterday was Wednesday...we is supposed to do our "One Word Wednesday" thingy but we forgitted. It was all mommy's fault. She made us git up at 4:00 in the mornin' on both Tuesday and Wednesday...how is we supposed to think straight when we gots to git up in the middle of the dang night like that?
Anyways...mommy says I gits to pick our "one word" and we will do it today instead of yesterday. I have decided our one word is "Oops". See, oopses fall into a couple of categories and can have lots of different causes:
- Oops, I tinkled on mommy's pillow. Them kinds of oopses happen 'cause sometimes it just feels good to tinkle on mommy's pillow. Ain't no real cause for it...it's just a nice break from havin' to go to the box and step over somebody's stinky poo in order to take care of your business.
- Oops, I made vomit on the dinin' room table. Mommy thinks thats an awful oops...we tend to disagree...when you gots to make vomit, you just gots to make vomit and you can't help where it is. We think mommy is unreasonable on this one.
- Oops, I knocked the lamp off the table. This one ain't really an oops...we likes to rearrange the furniture everyone once inna while. We just happen to think the lamp looks better on the floor with the lamp shade all cockeyed and crazy. Again, we think mommy is unreasonable on this and has bad taste in furniture 'rrangements.
- Oops, I passed gas in your face while you was sleepin'. Again, we don't see what the big deal is...when nature calls, we can't control it. Mommy says we shouldn't sleep on the pillow when she is snoozin...we think she shouldn't sleep on OUR pillow when we is in the mood to let a few rip.
- Oops, I pooped in the floor right at the bottom of the stairs. Again, see #1. Sometimes it's just the right thing to do. Sorry if you walk down the stairs in the middle of the night and find our surprise...maybe you should turn the lights on, mommy.
There is probably lotsa other oopses...but these are the major categories. We don't think they is all "oopses" but mommy sure does. Oopses are gonna happen...just git over it, mommy.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor
You are gorgeous. Do you have violet eyes like your namesake? We have OOPS too. Mine are more the poopie OOPS, Momma finds it in the most unusual places. I like to keep things interesting for her.
Purrsssss
Abby
Posted by: Abby | January 17, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Well we can't see a big deal with anything there. Your mom sure has some funny ideas about 'oops'.
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | January 17, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Those are great OOPS! And Mom's just gotta know stuff happens!!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | January 17, 2008 at 09:50 AM
I agree Elizabeth Taylor - sometimes oopses just happen. Why don't beans like oopses anyways - they make for a very interesting time.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | January 17, 2008 at 12:47 PM
You are so right, Ms. Taylor. Sometimes oopsies just happen. Mommies should get over it.
Although in our house all of the oopsies get blamed on Ivy. *snicker*
Posted by: Tybalt | January 17, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Hi,
Thanks for posting on our blog. Reggie, Riley and Abby are single. Batman has a girlfriend, Persephone.
Purrs,
The Turkey Cats
Posted by: Turkey Cats | January 17, 2008 at 01:08 PM
You certianly are a pretty kitty Miss. Taylor. I think you're teaching your mommy a good lesson. Sometimes things just happen.
All my oopsies get blamed on my evil alter ego Bendrix.
Posted by: Hendrix | January 17, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Accidents happen. Sometimes there is just nothing you can do about it!
Posted by: Captain Jack and Dante | January 17, 2008 at 02:09 PM
My biggest Oopsies are when I give the bitey too hard. But I do not usually make bloods come out.
Posted by: Daisy | January 17, 2008 at 02:19 PM
Hello, Miss Taylor.
My Oopses are much like Daisy's. Mommy doesn't know that I'm just playing. She must be a whimp. I think her wrists and ankles look much better with red stripes on them.
Have a day as lovely as yourself,
Puffin the Great
Posted by: Puffin | January 17, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Yup, oopsies happen...sometimes Speedy misses da box and does his runny poops down da outside and on da carpet! And sometimes he gets really weerd and poops on a pillow or kwilt or some laundry...mom just sighs and cleans it up.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 17, 2008 at 03:22 PM
oh those aren't oops's at all. Those are FANTASTIC!! Keep on tormenting the human! x
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | January 17, 2008 at 03:24 PM
Oops, I unplugged the lite. Again.
Hey, we gots an award fur you! Fanks fur the laffs!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | January 17, 2008 at 11:22 PM