Ewwww....!
To all the peoples on the innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. I'm shocked...shocked beyond belief...see, we gots a crazy lady that lives in the house behind us. I mean, she is a few bricks shy of a load, if you know what I'mma talkin' 'bout. Mommy had to call the police on her once 'cause she was throwin' stuff into our back yard. And, she stealed mommy's car keys and cell phone, too!...honest, she did! Mommy catched her in the act...mean old woman! The police told her to leave mommy alone or they would take her to jail for trespassin' on our property. She ain't a nice person and she's flat out crazy...even though mommy says it ain't nice to call people 'crazy' but this woman is real mean and hateful...plus, she just ain't right. Well, anyways, she just put a hot tub out on her deck...I just saw her git in...she was almost nekkid...EWWwwww. Mommy says it's like drivin' by a car wreck...you don't wanna look but you can't take your eyes away 'cause it's so skeery lookin'.
After seein' that, I ain't sure if my eyes will ever be the same again...I might need to go see Unkle Doktor Blair like Mazie Grace does...maybe I need me an eyeball operation to erase that awful site from my eyes...
Please pray for me.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
Oh my goodness, what a neighbor. We have an Award for you all at our blog. Please come by and see.
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | January 18, 2008 at 02:41 AM
Yup, that's not good, not good at all!
Posted by: Parker | January 18, 2008 at 05:52 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, my. How awful. I am truly sorry.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can't seem to stop laughing, but I really do have sympathy for your plight. What an awful neighbor to have! Maybe you can talk to the Astor Kitties about having bad neighbors. They've had a lot of problems with theirs. I don't think he's gotten mostly naked though . . . HAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*
Posted by: Tybalt | January 18, 2008 at 10:47 AM
That does not sound like a nice neighbor. Maybe you can plant some big trees so that when you look out you will see birds and not some scary lady!
Posted by: Captain Jack and Dante | January 18, 2008 at 10:51 AM
I hope you can get that horrid image out of your mind!
Posted by: Daisy | January 18, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Concatulations on your new Thinking Award. Arty Catsy gave us one too! We are so excited.
We have a crazy neighbor too, but it's the mean old Menace Cat. We kinda feel bad for him 'cause we think he has no Mom to love him. But we still don't like it when he comes to our yard to beat us up.
Try not to look at the hot tubbie. It might impair your Thinking Cap. Or give you dain bramage. Or make you not want Temptations anymore.
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | January 18, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Oh, Mrs. Lilly White, I can see your furs standing on end clear over here! It should be a law - some people shouldn't be allowed to get almost nekkid under any circumstances. My mom says she wouldn't get nekkid in a hot tub unless we threw a tarp over her.
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | January 18, 2008 at 05:16 PM