Geez...What a Rip-Off
Hi. This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Last night I couldn't git to sleep. Everybody else was snoozin' and snorin'. Not me, though. I was wide awake.
I asked mommy to tell me a bedtime story. She said, "Sure, Senator! I'll tell you a story my dad used to tell me."
So I gots me all snuggled up real close to mommy. I was all relaxed and ready for a good story.
She said, "The sun came up. Then the sun went down. And that was a day. The end."
WHAT? That's it? Mommy, where's the plot? Where's the story line? That weren't no good. It was not dramatical at all.
What a rip off! I went and peed in mommy's shoe.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
well, that did deserve a pee in the shoe. that was lame!
Posted by: The Meezers | May 05, 2008 at 07:38 AM
hahahahahahaha I woulds have added extra yack to that pee too!
Posted by: TT | May 05, 2008 at 08:16 AM
Yeah that was a rip off. I can't fault you for peeing in her shoe.
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | May 05, 2008 at 02:08 PM