Whiskers & Purrs

Maybe I Will Move To France

   

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I am bored and sad and lonely.  Mommy is always at work.  When she comes home she is too tired to talk.  I don't think she loves me no more.  I think I might need a change in scenery. Maybe I should move to France...drink some fine wines, eat some cheese and learn to meow with a french accent.  Yep, that's what I think I'm gonna do.  Boy...I bet mommy will miss me...Oh goodness!  How will I break the news to all my girlfriends?  I must think 'bout this before I do anything...

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

An Open Letter To Mommy

Dear Mommy,
I'm real tired of how you is always lovin' on Freddy Astaire Graves III.  I know he's cute and all...with his deformed fingers and weird little face and everything.  But...don't forgit 'bout the rest of us.  I don't never git no lovin' anymore...you is always ooohin' and ahhhin' over Freddy.

What's a man gotta do to git you to scratch a belly or a chin every once inna while?  I am so neglected and abused...it just ain't funny.  Do I need to make some vomit to git you to love on me?

If things don't git better 'round here, I just might haffta make other 'rangements for gittin' a mommy that will appreciate me for the wonderfulness that I am.  I'm sure there is lots of peoples on the innernets that would love to have me as their little boy. Just think 'bout that for a minute or two and then see if you can't find some time to come scratch my stuff.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Georgie Watches the Goblins

Georgie Watches the Goblins

Hi. This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie. I'm a little worried...there is some goblins in our yard...this is spooky. I'm not really sure about this...I'm gonna sit here all night and watch 'em...I just dare 'em to mess with us...they will be sorry!

Of course, if they come into the house, I will run and hide unnerneath the bed...it has been booger-proofed!

Very truly yours,
Georgie P. Puddinandpie