Whiskers & Purrs

Man of Mystery...

   

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Felix speakin'.  Yesterday I made my monthly trip to VRCC to see Aunt Doktor Davies.  We had a nice visit.  I did not have to put the bitey on her...I think she might be finally learnin' the rules 'bout not touchin' my very extra special private places.

I still gots me a few problems with my pooper.  It's real weird.  I feel real real REAL bad if I don't take my antibiotic.  See, that's weird 'cause antibiotics usually hurt your tummy and give you the poops.  But not me!  They make my tummy feel better and my poops a little better.  I do okay unless I don't gots my medicine.  Aunt Doktor Davies says I mights have me an "overgrowth of bacteria" in my belly.  The antibiotic makes it better.  The only problem with that is that overgrowth thing usually only happens in dogs...not cats.  She said maybe I think I'mma German Shepherd...well, I gots to tell you...I just don't know what to think 'bout that!  She says I'mma mystery to her...Dang...that's big, peoples!

So...for now we is gonna keep the medicine comin' and see what happens next with the mystery that is me!

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

Writin' our Memoirs...

Our dear friend Parker, tagged Felix and Mazie Grace for a meme.  We ain't usually so very good at these types of things, but we is gonna give it a try...first, here is the rules:

1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you'd like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don't forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!

Here is Mazie Grace's memoir...

Little Blind Girl...Brave and Sweet

 

Here is Felix's memoir...

Brave and loving man o'the house

We is now gonna tag any of our dear friends to join along!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

A New Hat for Felix

Hi.  This is Felix speakin'.  I have decided I want to git me a new hat.  I thought I would try some on for all you peoples on the innernets to see if you can help me pick out just the right one for me.  I need to look hot for the ladies and still maintain my manliness.  Please let me know which one you prefer:

Hat #1...all the womens like a man in uniform...this one looks HOT!
 

Hat #2...the womens like men that is in touch with their feminine side...uh, I think this one might just be TOO girly for a manly man like me.

Hat #3...this one shows the little boy in me and that I still likes to play and have me some fun.

Hat #4...I think this saffari hat shows that I like adventure and ain't skeerd of danger...well, I sorta ain't skeerd of danger.

Hat #5...well, again, all the ladies like a man in uniform...hubba hubba!

Hat #6...this one makes me look real holy and good.  I ain't so sure I could have lotsa fun in this one, though...

Please let me know which one you think I should wear!!!

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat   

Breakfast in Bed...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'.  It was dark and dreary this mornin'.  I was very cozy in the big bed and makin' lotsa snorty yawns and toe stretches.  I decided I wanted to order room service instead of eatin' in the kitchen with everybody else.  Mommy thought at first I was feelin' bad...I guess she just don't unnerstand that sometimes a man does not want to leave the warm deliciousness of his nap...she finally figured it out and, after much delay, I was finally bringed my very-extra-favorite...Grilled Salmon Fancy Feast...Mmmmm...The quality of the room service ain't much 'round here but the Fancy Feast is tastey...Life. Is. Good.

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

I'm Sorry.

Dear Aunt Doktor Davies,
Yesterday I came to spend the day with you to git a follow-up check-up on my pooper.  I think maybe I gots into troubles.  Mommy fussed at me when we gots home.  She made me feel real real REAL bad. 

See, I wasn't feelin' real good yesterday.  I guess I was just havin' a off-day.  Even though I'm better, I still ain't a hunner percent right yet.  I just didn't feel like havin' anybody touchin', squeezin', lookin' at or talkin' 'bout my very-extra-special-private-places.

I know you telled mommy I was grumpy and that I whapped you...I'm sorry.  At least I didn't put the bitey on you.  All I did was whap you good a few times.   Trust me...it coulda been lots worse.

I want you to know that I think you is the best dang pooper-fixin' vetroregurgitarian in the world.  I didn't mean to hurt your feelin's or nothin'.  Please forgive me.

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

A Message to the Bugs in my Poops from Felix the Magical Cat

Dear bugs in my poops,
This is Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat speakin'.  Last week, my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, writed about how vetroregurgitarians could use microscopes to find bugs in your poop.  It was kinda ironic that she would write 'bout that 'cause earlier in the week, mommy had taked some of my poops to Aunt Doktor Davies for her to investigate whether or nots I had me some bugs that had moved into my insides.

At first I thinked that mommy was crazy to even think somethin' like that was possible.  But, when I readed that Daisy said it was possible, then I knowed it must be true 'cause Daisy the Curly Cat is the smartest girl in the whole world.  So, imagine my horror when mommy talked with Aunt Doktor Davies today just to find out that, yes, indeed, I do gots me some bugs in my poops!  Mr. & Mrs. Giardia moved into my insides and started havin' babies in my poops!  See, it ain't normal for this to happen and it makes a person feel real bad when it does.  This is why I have been so sick over the past year.

Mr. & Mrs. Giardia, I gots just a few words for you...

1. Ewwwww...you is gross!  Why would you wanna live in somebody's poop?
2. Even though mommy says we ain't supposed to hate nobody, I hate you, you slimy, good-for-nothin' bugs for makin' me go through feelin' so bad for so long.
3. It's 'cause of you that I had to go through all kinds of awful tests and bad things at the hospital, you free-loadin' losers.  I hate you. I hate you. I hate you!
4. Well, I hope you enjoy livin' up in my insides but you better watch out...your days is numbered 'cause I'mma takin' medicine that's gonna kick you in your booty...your days is numbered, Mr. & Mrs. Giardia...that goes for you and your little kids, too!

And, finally, to my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, I would just like to say a big "thanks"!  You is the smartest girl in the whole wide world. 

Very truly yours,
Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat

POLL RESULTS: Who Should Felix Ask To Git Married?

Hello to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Felix speakin'.  Well...I gotta say that I just can't believe it.  I is more confused now than I was before the big poll from yesterday.  I don't know no more now than I did before.  Here is the results:

It's a dang tie between my beautiful Fergie and all the other womens in the house.  What's a man supposed to do?  I thought these here polls wassupposed to give you the answers to stuff.  Now I unnerstand what Hillary and Barrack is goin' through.

I gots lots to think 'bout now.

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

PLEASE VOTE: Who Should Felix Ask To Git Married?

Hello to all you peoples on the innernets.  As y'all all know, with me bein' the man of the house and all, I gots me a big responsibility.  It ain't easy bein' the main mancat in a house of 12 cats plus a mommy.  I gots to do an awful lot every day and, seein' as I am such a hot, studly kind of man, I gots to fight the womens off like you just wouldn't believe.  And don't even git me started 'bout how I has to fight off the women's when I go to see either Aunt Doktor Dugan or Aunt Doktor Davies...it's just almost too much.

So, I has been thinkin'...maybe it's time for me to settle down and git married.  I sure has gots me lotsa womens to chose from.  I just need to figure out which one is my soul mate.  I'm gonna need some help with this.  Please, if you have just one minute, take a look at these foxy ladies and tell me who you thinks I should ask to tie the knot with me.  They is all winners and I enjoy gittin' a little somethin' somethin' goin' with each of 'em.  I love 'em all so you peoples on the innernets is just gonna haffta help me decide.  I will let you all know the outcome on Tuesday.

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

      
Elsie Fallulah         Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor  

      
Coco Chanel                   Mazie Grace

      
Elizabeth Taylor                 Mrs. Lilly White 

BREAKING NEWS: Final Attempt to Help Miss Elizabeth Taylor

RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) is reporting that Miss Elizabeth Taylor has gone into seclusion and is now under the strict supervision of her big brother, Felix the Magical Cat.  Taylor, 3, was recently involved in a string of late night parties, arrests for public nip intoxications and attempted murder of Mazie Grace, road rage and being caught without her panties on.

After many pleas to seek help by her family and friends in the blogosphere, Taylor's big brother, Felix, stepped in to take over. "Nip is a wonnerful thing in moderation but, dang it, it can ruin a life if you ain't careful. I ain't gonna let Miss Elizabeth Taylor become another statistic.  I'm gonna make sure she stops the nip sniffin', gits some sykeeatrik help and puts her panties back on for good."

Felix, 5 1/2, has recently battled a serious health issue involving his broken pooper.  Although his pooper is recovering, he still requires trips to see Aunt Doktor Davies and his mommy giving him a shot once a day.  "I'm just so proud of Felix the Magical Cat.  On top of all the things he has going on with his pooper treatments, he still loves his little sister and is going to help get her back on the straight and narrow path.  He's the best Man-of-the-House EVER," stated Felix and Taylor's mommy.

CNN will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information.  Stay tuned for more breaking news.

Happiness Is...

...bein' surrounded by your womens...'specially when they is stripey, whiskery womens!  Dang, people...Life. Is. Good! 

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat