Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. It was dark and dreary this mornin'. I was very cozy in the big bed and makin' lotsa snorty yawns and toe stretches. I decided I wanted to order room service instead of eatin' in the kitchen with everybody else. Mommy thought at first I was feelin' bad...I guess she just don't unnerstand that sometimes a man does not want to leave the warm deliciousness of his nap...she finally figured it out and, after much delay, I was finally bringed my very-extra-favorite...Grilled Salmon Fancy Feast...Mmmmm...The quality of the room service ain't much 'round here but the Fancy Feast is tastey...Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
