Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday

Mrs. Lilly White & Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

Weared outs...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'...I am just so weared outs...mommy has been paintin' the kitchen 'cause all our new cabinets and new floor and new kitchen machines are gonna start comin' to our house on Monday...listenin' to her gruntin' and groanin' and sighin' all day long has just weared me outs!

I must rest if I'm gonna have the strength to git through this.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White 

Flashback Friday: Mrs. Lilly White teaches class

Dearest Peoples on the Innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Today I am teachin' a etikit class to my yellow brothers, Buzzy and Georgie, and my yellow sister, Fergie.  I have noticed that my yellow siblings are lackin' in class and sopisstication.  They desperately need my innervention.  You will notice in the picture that Georgie ain't payin' attention and does not have his lasers on.  I do declare that this is very aggrivatin'.  I wish they would all cooperate...I guess it is true that you can lead a cat to water but you cannot make him drink.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

 

The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  You know, as Top Cat of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I just wanted to say how very real prouds I am of the Gang.  We are truly a loyal bunch of cool cats.  We have our little spats and hissy fits but, when it gits down to its...we stand up for each other.

Take Mrs. Lilly White, for examples.  She was watchin' TV and then when she sawed that it was "The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak", she just up and walked aways.  Now peoples, that is called stickin' up for your big sister.  

Many of you might not remember what happened with "The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak".  You might want to read all 'bout it here and here.

Thanks for havin' my back, Mrs. Lilly White.  You're a good little sister.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
W&P Gang Top Cat 

Meditatin'

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Normally we have "Meet the Senator Sunday" on Sundays but the Senator got into too much nip last nights and well, let's just say it's a ugly sight this mornin'...I'm fillin' in for the Senator.

I think I'm gonna spend the day today meditatin'.  You know, people say that meditatin' is good for the soul and stuff...and it is, I guess.  But it's good for lots of other things, too...people won't bother you when they think you is meditatin' 'cause...well...you is meditatin'.  So you don't have to put up with all the aggravation that peoples tend to bring.  You always look very serious and sopissticated when you is meditatin'...when akchewally you is really takin' a naps!  And finally, when you is meditatin' you can have time to plot to take over the world and git rid of pesky little brothers and snotty little sisters and rule the Whiskers & Purrs House...uhm, I mean rule the worlds...and nobody will ever knows!

Yes, meditatin'...it's a Good Thing!

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

It has been a long week.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I only have one thing to say:  Thank goodness it is Friday!

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White  

A prayer for Mazie Grace by Mrs. Lilly White

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Even though I do not like Mazie Grace 'cause she steals all the attention away from ME...glorious me...I am still sayin' prayers for her 'cause she looks so pitiful.  My prayer goes somethin' like this:

Dearest God,

Please help Mazie Grace feel better so I can go back to stickin' my fingernails into her.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

See, I can be a good girl just like everybody else...please notice the worried look I have on my face while I am prayin' in my picture...I just hope my ability to care 'bout somebody I hate is an inspiration for all the peoples on the innernets.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Mrs. Lilly White: Must I do it all???

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Yesterday I maded an appearance on the bloggy for the first time in a long long time.  As a result, the stock market went up!  I am very glad for that.  But, I have to tell you that I just don't know if I can bear the great responsibility of turnin' the economy of the free world around.  I mean, what with me havin' to be so very beautifuls and havin' to take 43 hours of naps every day and all...I just don't know if I can add one more thing to my list of things I have to do for my fellow peoples.  I will not promise anything but I will at least give it a try.  It's a sacrifice I must make for the sake of my peoples.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Mrs. Lilly White Saves the Day!

Dearest peoples on the innernets, 

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I ain't said much on this here bloggy over the past several months.  Did you miss me?  There has been so much bad news in the world lately that I just wanna bury my head unnerneath the covers on mommy's bed and not come out until everything gits betters.  But me and mommy had a long heart-to-heart conversation last night.  She telled me it is my responsibility to try to make the world a better and happier place.  So...I thought I would share my Mrs. Lilly White love with the peoples on the innernets. 

Okay, so here I ams.  Did the stock market go up?  I just know it will.  Today will be a good day!

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Look at me!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I just wanted you all to git a chance to see me...glorious me...and simply experience my beauty and fantabulousness.  This is my gift to you all.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White