Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday

Mrs. Lilly White & Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

Wordless Wednesday: Sisters

Thank goodness it's Saturday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  I'm tireds...real tireds.  It has been a very real busy week...what with all the birthday celebrations and the bangin' noises comin' from what used to be our kitchen...I'm just weareded outs.  I am gonna make sleeps all day on Saturday.  I might not even git ups to eat!...Well...that might be takin' it just a little too fars.  But...I'm gonna snooze and nap and make dreams as much as I can today and I encourage all the peoples on the innernets to do the same thing!...Well...except for our beans that need to be fixin' our suppers and givin' us massajes and tummy rubs and stuff.

Hope you all have a snoozy weekend!

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor 

Flashback Friday...Fergie Foxiness!

Who is that Foxy Lady with the glowy eyes and girly-girl figure in the mirror???  Hubba Hubba!

 

Wordless Wednesday

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

We had a very real dramatical day on Sunday!  Duchess Fergie woked up with bad bad eyeball troubles...her eyeball was swoled up ands sore and runny...mommy hoped that maybe it could wait until Monday mornin' for her to go to the vet since our vet is not open on Sundays...but...as the day wented ons...mommy knowed that she just had to git Fergie to the vet.  So...mommy taked her to the Veterinary Referral and Critical Care Hospital, also knowed as The Hospital for Very Sick Cats.  Mommy has spended a lots of time at that place...first with Ricky...then with Lucy...and then with Felix...

Fergie was very real skeert but she was such a good girl, so calm, and did every single thing the vet asked her to do...but...mommy couldn't help but be worrieds and skeert for Fergie 'cause she knows how very afraid we always git when we is sick and have to go to the emergency room...

Fergie bein' examined by the ER vet

But then Mommy looked up and could see what Fergie saw...then she understooded why Fergie was so calm and relaxamicated...mommy knowed that everything was going to be okay...

Angel Cat Lucy, Angel Cat Ricky and Angel Cat Felix was all watchin' over Fergie.

As it turned outs, Fergie has a bad eyeball infection...she was sended home with medicine she has gots to take 4 times every single day until she's all betters.  We sure would appreciate it if you would say prayers for Fergie...we know with everybody prayin' and our special Angel Cats watchin' over her, Fergie is goin' to be just fines.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

A question for Miss Patti Stanger

Dear Miss Patti Stanger,

This is Fergie speakin'.  Me, mommy and all the girls in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang love to watch you on TV every single week.  The boys in the Gang don't care to watch so much...'cept for Henry...he likes to watch the Millionaire Matchmaker, but...well..he don't really count so much 'cause he ain't quite right in the head.  I feel like us and you have gots lots in common...what with us bein' big national TV stars and all.  I mean, shoot...I licked my stuff right with the camera smack-dab in front of me!  I'm famous!  

Like I said, we all love your show.  I wouldn't mind havin' me a Millionaire Man.  I mean...as long as he spends some of that money on Temptations and Nip.  But, I ain't innerested in bein' a baby-maker.  I have my very-special-place operation so...ain't no babies happenin' with me.  

I'm just a little bit confused, though, Miss Patti.  I ain't so sure you would let me in the Club...'cause, well...Miss Patti...I'm a little bit on the chubby side...Plus...we watched last week's show and I kinda got my feelin' hurt a little bit.    If you go to the 3:58 mark...you'll see that you said you hate redheads...

Miss Patti, I'mma redhead...do you not think I could git me a boyfriend or a Millionaire 'cause I'mma redhead?

And then...you said somethin' real weird here:

Miss Patti, what'sa Fire Crotch?  I ain't sure if I am one or not.  I do not think that weirdo woman named "Rayne" is a good exzample of us redheaded girls...please don't hate me and all the other redheads in the world just 'cause of her.

If you run into any Millionaires that want to spend the rest of their lifes with a sweet girl that's famous and ain't afraid to lick her stuff on national television, please send 'em my way, 'kay?

Very truly yours,
Fergie

And the Caption Contest Winner IS...

 Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie speakin' to all my dearest friends on the innernets.  We wanna say a special thanks to everybody that entered our Photo Caption Contest yesterday!  They was all real cute and funny!...well...mommy's wasn't so funny but...at least she tried.

I am very very VERY happy to announce the winner...LAILA AND MINCHIE from Cat-A-Holic!!!  Their comment was SO accurate!  See...Jimmy is always tryin' to git all up in my business and kiss me and stuff...I'm always havin' to swat him away.  He just has a real hard time resistin' my beauty and womanly charms. 

We also have got a lot of favorites from yesterday's entries.  Check 'em out:

Laila and Minchie, please email mommy your address and we will send you a very special prize, 'kay?  You can email mommy at:  mommy AT whiskersandpurrs DOT com.

Okay, it is now time for me to go take a nap.  I have worked very real hard this mornin' and now I need my beauty rest just all us gorgeous womens need every single day.

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess

Fergie needs some advice...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie the Duchess speakin'.  I am tryin' to git my beauty sleeps but mommy has the TV on and the lights all on...she is makin' lotsa noises and takin' my picture with the bright light thing flashin' in my eyeballs....just add this to the list of abuse and neglect we all go through in the Whiskers & Purrs House.  It just ain't right....when will we ever git her trained?  What do other kitties do to git their mommy's to treat them right?  Please let me know.

Very truly yours,
Duchess Fergie

Asthma is very unfuns.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Fergie speakin'.  I ain't feel too goods...mommy came home from work and discovered that I was havin' a asthma attack.  Asthma makes me hurt in my insides when I try to breathe.  I do not like asthma. 

Mommy had to give me my emergency inhaler...I'm startin' to feel betters now...please say a prayer for me that my lungs will git all better...I do not like to feel like this.  It is very unfuns.

Very truly yours,
Duchess Fergie