Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Fergie speakin'. I ain't feel too goods...mommy came home from work and discovered that I was havin' a asthma attack. Asthma makes me hurt in my insides when I try to breathe. I do not like asthma.
Mommy had to give me my emergency inhaler...I'm startin' to feel betters now...please say a prayer for me that my lungs will git all better...I do not like to feel like this. It is very unfuns.
Very truly yours,
Duchess Fergie



