Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Here it is, New Year's Day, and I am heart broked all over agains. Kathy Griffin did not help me git my New Year's wish. Anderson Cooper broked my heart.
I am very sads.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
PS...Many thanks to all the dear peoples on the innernets that tried to help me have my dream come true...all of us in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang want to wish everyone a Very Real Happy Merry New Years.
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Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. As you all knows, more than anything in my nine lifes, I want to be Anderson Cooper's cat. I watch him every night he is on TV and I pray for BREAKIN' NEWS in the hopes he will be on TV all day and all nights. Even though he has broked my heart over and over agains, I still want to be his cat and live in his big mansion in NYC and have his maid feed me Fancy Feast and crunchies and I want to sit on his lap after he comes home from workin' so hard on AC360 and I will sing him my purry songs and maybe he will let me sniff behind his ears 'cause I just KNOW he smells good and his mommy will make me jeans and stuff. Please know I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY HIM OR NOTHIN'...Ewwww....he's a bean...you know...a human bean. I just wanna be his cat.
Well, I think maybe I gots one last hope...see our favoritest comedian in the whole dang worlds, Miss Kathy Griffin, is gonna be on TV with him tomorrow night to ring in the New Years! And...she's askin' people to send her questions to ask my Anderson Cooper live on TV. Well...I would like to ask all of my dear friends on the innernets to have Miss Kathy Griffin ask my Anderson Cooper to just wish me a very real Happy New Year...and...if she will do that...the Whiskers & Purrs Gang will donate $1000 to Alley Cat Allies. FOR FREAKIN' REALS! Now I knows to big fancy TV stars like Kathy and my Anderson $1000 ain't a whole dang lots but...it will go a long way in helpin' homeless kitties. And, I used to be homeless and I know how bad it sucks to be cold and hungry and not have anybody to scratch your stuff when you need it scratched!
So...here's how you reach Miss Kathy:
Twitter: @kathygriffinGriffin
Facebook: Kathy Griffin
Just leave her lotsa messages askin' her to visit this link: http://www.whiskersandpurrs.com/operation-birthday-wish/ to learn 'bout Elsie Fallulah Graves and her mad adoration of her Anderson Cooper and ask her if she will ask Anderson to wish Elsie a very Happy New Year. If Anderson does it, the Whiskers & Purrs Gang will donate $1000 to Alley Cat Allies in both Anderson and Kathy's name...that means they will BOTH git the credit for it in heaven...for reals! Be sure to tell Miss Kathy that, too!
I have been so sad all week 'cause I've been missin' my mommy...plus with that unfortunate tushy-incident a few weeks ago...I just need somethin' good to happen. Please help me, dear peoples. It will mean the world to me and the whole Whiskers & Purrs Gang...and it will help a lotta homeless kitties, too.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
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