Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Mommy has hurted her back. She is very real miserables right now. It hurts for her to lay down, stand up, sit down, walk, sleep or do just 'bout any dang thing. We are tryin' to help her just as any good children would.
In fact, she was layin' down earlier today, just a moanin' and a groanin', so Elsie Fallulah, Mrs. Lilly White and Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor all decided they were gonna take matters into their own paws.
One by one, they all three climbed up on mommy while she was layin' down. Uh...peoples...Elise, Lilly and Fergie are plus-size girls...all three of them at once is 'bout 45 pounds of woman cat purry goodness on mommy's bad back. Dang...with all that snoozy, purry vibaration goin' on, mommy just can't help but git better!
Mommy is very lucky to have us. We hope she realizes what gems we all is.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang










