Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday

Our work is never done...

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  Mommy was doin' some house cleanin' yesterday and washin' the bed linens.  She really needed our help!  We had to all work together to make sure the bed didn't just up and fly aways...me, the Senator, Fergie and Elsie all grabbed a corner and laid down on it to keep it secure until mommy came back to remake the bed...

What on earth would she do without us?

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Buzzy Randolph Graves III Speaks

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I know I don't say much on this here blog.  I guess you could say I'm the strong silent type of man.  I stay pretty busy...

Let's see...already this week I have:

1. Kissed Mazie Grace (my favorite girl to kiss), Coco, Fergie and Elsie Fallulah.  That's pretty much all of the girl cats in the Whiskers & Purrs House except for Mrs. Lilly White...she skeers me...I ain't gonna kiss her...AND Miss Elizabeth Taylor.  Elizabeth is means.  She bats her eyes and gits you to kiss her and then she beats the livin' bejeezuz outta you.  So...I steer clear of both of them girls.
2. Had 17 long conversations with Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  He is a very complicated individual.
3. Played "chase the jingle bell ball" with Georgie 17 times
4. Tooked 47 naps totallin' 673 hours...what can I say?  I'm tireds.
5. Watched the birds outside the window...a lots...and cussed at 'em...lots.
6. Sniffed me some NIP every chance I gotted.
7. Tolded Mazie Grace that I love her...every chance I gotted.
8. Eated 597 cans of Fancy Feast...for reals!
9. Pooped...a lots.
10. And gived mommy 939 headbutts.

So, as you can see, I don't have lotsa time to sit 'round bloggin' on the pooter.   But I do love all our friends on the innernets.  I'm glad I could find time in my busy schedule to say "Hi"...but I gots to get back to my work...there are womens to kiss, NIP to sniffs and suppers to eat.

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

The Buzzification of America

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I gots to tell you...it really pays to be a good boy.  See...yesterday I gots me an email from this guy:

Here's what he said:

Dearest Buzzy,
I have heard all about you and what a good boy you are.  You are a gentleman and very smart...just the kind of person I need to help me lead the Buzzification of America.  I need someone to set an example and serve as a role model for how to be a good person...someone that will not whap others needlessly, will share their Temptations freely and take time to help his fellow feline out with a kind lick and headbutt.  I'd like you to join my team and help me change the course of history.  If you chose to accept this opportunity, you will become the US Secretary of Buzzification.  Please let me know.
Very truly yours,
Barrack Obama

Dang...this is a big decision...we've already got one politician in the house...should I do this???

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

PS...please don't forgit to say a prayer for my sweet Mazie Grace.  Her big eyeball operation is tomorrow!  We are all very skeert!

Buzzy Randolph Graves III speaks!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I am very much a manly man.  Yes, I'm a manly man with my manly needs and manly ways.  I love the womens in the Whiskers & Purrs House...'specially Mazie Grace.  Dang...she is the sweetest girl EVER!  Me and her kiss a lot.  She's a real dang sweet girl!  I also like to kiss Fergie...she is a fellow yellow person and VERY hot!  She's a good kisser, too!  Oh, and I also like to swap spit with Elsie Fallulah Graves sometimes...don't worry, Vampy Vic...we is just flirtin'...nothin' serious.  I'm pretty sure my heart belongs to Mazie Grace.

Live sure is good here in the Whiskers & Purrs House!

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Daydreamin'...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I just wanted to tell y'all that I am happy...I gots so much to be thankfuls for.  I gots a warm, cozy home...soft snuggly beds, lotsa Fancy Feast and crunchies to fill my tummy, a mommy that loves me lots and gives me lovin' any time I wants it, and so many pritty girls to kiss that it's almost unbelieveables!  My favoritest girl to kiss is Mazie Grace...she's my girl and I love her.  I am very specially blessed...I think I'm just gonna lay here and think 'bout Mazie and all them other things I gots to be thankfuls for.

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

I'm still here...please don't forgit 'bout me.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III.  I ain't said much on this here blog lately...I guess you could say I'm the shy and quiet type.  But I'm still here and in love with my Mazie Grace.  She's my bests friend and I love her very much.

Life. Is. Good.

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves

Peeping Tom?

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I like the ladies.  Ain't nothin' wrong with me sneakin' a little peek of Fergie takin' a bath...Hubba Hubba!  She's the Hotness!

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III