This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'. I know I don't say much on this here blog. I guess you could say I'm the strong silent type of man. I stay pretty busy...
Let's see...already this week I have:
- Kissed Mazie Grace (my favorite girl to kiss), Coco, Fergie and Elsie Fallulah. That's pretty much all of the girl cats in the Whiskers & Purrs House except for Mrs. Lilly White...she skeers me...I ain't gonna kiss her...AND Miss Elizabeth Taylor. Elizabeth is means. She bats her eyes and gits you to kiss her and then she beats the livin' bejeezuz outta you. So...I steer clear of both of them girls.
- Had 17 long conversations with Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. He is a very complicated individual.
- Played "chase the jingle bell ball" with Georgie 17 times
- Tooked 47 naps totallin' 673 hours...what can I say? I'm tireds.
- Watched the birds outside the window...a lots...and cussed at 'em...lots.
- Sniffed me some NIP every chance I gotted.
- Tolded Mazie Grace that I love her...every chance I gotted.
- Eated 597 cans of Fancy Feast...for reals!
- Pooped...a lots.
- And gived mommy 939 headbutts.
So, as you can see, I don't have lotsa time to sit 'round bloggin' on the pooter. But I do love all our friends on the innernets. I'm glad I could find time in my busy schedule to say "Hi"...but I gots to get back to my work...there are womens to kiss, NIP to sniffs and suppers to eat.
Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
