Whiskers & Purrs

A Very Sad Little Girl

Hi. This is Mrs. Lilly White.  I am real sad.  My eyes hurt real bad.  Mommy taked me to see Aunt Dr. Dugan.  She said my eyes was angry.  I told her I was, too.  I want to feel happy again.  Aunt Dr. Dugan gived mommy some medicine to make me all better.  I hope it works. 

Mommy said I was a real lady while I was at Aunt Dr. Dugan's.  She said she was real proud of me. I don't know why she was surprised...I am the most perfectest southern lady that has ever been.  I am very proper and never show any ugliness.  And, I don't like people that let their ugliness show...ya know, like them people on the Fox News Network, Unkle John Dick.

Please say a prayer my eyes git better.  I'm tired of not feelin' happy.

Very truly yours,

Mrs. Lilly White

I'm Not Feelin' Very Good...

Hi Everybody in the whole world.  This is Felix speakin'.  I still don't feel so good.  Mommy taked me to see Aunt Dr. Dugan.  My eyes are all runny and goopy.  They is also real red and swelled up.  They hurt real bad.  I also have the poops.  It really ain't easy bein' me.

Aunt Dr. Dugan gave me LOTS of treats.  I eated every single one of 'em.  I love Aunt Dr. Dugan.  She is nice...'cept for when she is givin' me what she calls "medicine", I call it poison.  But, I know she is tryin' to help me.  She gived me all kindsa medicine and said I will feel real good soon.  I'm gonna try real hard to believe her 'cause Aunt Doctor Dugan loves us and I know she wouldn't tell me any fibs...she the best dang vetroruguritararian in the whole wide world.

I'm gonna go hide unnerneath the bed now.  I've had a hard day.

Very Truly Yours,

Felix the Sad Cat