Hi Everybody in the whole world. This is Felix speakin'. I still don't feel so good. Mommy taked me to see Aunt Dr. Dugan. My eyes are all runny and goopy. They is also real red and swelled up. They hurt real bad. I also have the poops. It really ain't easy bein' me.
Aunt Dr. Dugan gave me LOTS of treats. I eated every single one of 'em. I love Aunt Dr. Dugan. She is nice...'cept for when she is givin' me what she calls "medicine", I call it poison. But, I know she is tryin' to help me. She gived me all kindsa medicine and said I will feel real good soon. I'm gonna try real hard to believe her 'cause Aunt Doctor Dugan loves us and I know she wouldn't tell me any fibs...she the best dang vetroruguritararian in the whole wide world.
I'm gonna go hide unnerneath the bed now. I've had a hard day.
Very Truly Yours,
Felix the Sad Cat
