Uh, I think we gots ourselves some trouble here. See, last week, we decided to re-range the dining room. When mommy came home, she undid all of our hard work. So, that made us mad. This mornin' we decided to re-range it all again. 
Well...things got a little outta hand. This picture shows you what happened...
We is gonna be in SOOOoo much trouble when mommy gits home. We caused the light bulb to break into 'bout a gajillion million pieces. She always tells to stay away from breaked glass...dang...wonder what's gonna happen to us...
We better think of somethin' fast that'll make mommy feel sorry for us...
We better change the "Mommy Dearest Meter" real real fast before she sees it...
Dang...we might need to look for a new home or somethin'...
Is there anybody out there on the innernets that might be willin' to give us a home in case mommy kicks us out? We just GOTS to have our Fancy Feast and nip EVERYDAY...HELP!!!
