Whiskers & Purrs

Hello from Mrs. Lilly White

Hi to all my friends on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  It has been a very extra-long time since I have posted anything on this here bloggy.  I'm just way too bizzy for writin' and stuff.  But, I thought I might take some time outta my hektik skedule and say hello.  In case you have forgetted what I look like, please enjoy all of these wonnerful pictures of me...glorious me.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Yesterday was not a very good day...

To all my friends on the innernets, this is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I am weared out.  Yesterday was not a good day.  Here is why:

1. I gots into fights with just 'bout every cat that lives in this house.
2. Mommy did not come home from work until late.
3. Mommy got mad at me 'cause I sticked my fingernails into Buzzy and she said somethin' very ugly to me...she was on the phone with Aunt Sally at the time, so I gots a witness that it DID happen even if she fibs and says it didn't.
4. I did not git to sleep my normal 27 hour/day sleeps.
5. Mommy didn't give me the right flavor of Fancy Feast.
6. Mazie Grace gotted on my nerves.
7. All the rest of the cats gotted on my nerves.
8. Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III sneezed in my face.
9. Nobody kissed me.
10. I spended almost all day long missin' my Felix.

I hope today will be happier.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Mrs. Lilly White Teaches a Class

Dearest Peoples on the Innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Today I am teachin' a etikit class to my yellow brothers, Buzzy and Georgie, and my yellow sister, Fergie.  I have noticed that my yellow siblings are lackin' in class and sopisstication.  They desperately need my innervention.  You will notice in the picture that Georgie ain't payin' attention and does not have his lasers on.  I do declare that this is very aggrivatin'.  I wish they would all cooperate...I guess it is true that you can lead a cat to water but you cannot make him drink.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

How Mrs. Lilly White Got Her Name

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Today I will tell you all 'bout my name.  As my sister, Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor, telled you yesterday, me and her and Coco was adopteded at the same time.  Here's how I looked back then:

Even at that very young age, I was very much a prim and proper lady...notice that my knees were together and my bosoms weren't showin'...it is very important for a lady to maintain ladylikeness at all times...even when they is a tiny little squirt.

Back then, my name was Coconut.  CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?  It hurts me so to even think 'bout it.  What kind of name is that for a lovely lady such as myself.  Shortly after my mommy meeted me, she realized what a special girl I am and started to unnerstand my filosofee.  See, it's pritty simple...

1. Be a lady at all times.
2. When you ain't bein' a lady, make sure nobody is lookin'.
3. Always have pink toes, pink fingers, pink nose and lips and pink ears.
4. Don't show your stuff to strangers.
5. Never do IT with boys unless you is married.

When mommy realized what a perfectly prissy girl I am, she knowed that somebody had missed the mark with my "Coconut" name.  One night me and her was talkin' and she just flat out asked me, "What's your real name, little girl?"  I was so happy she asked.  Here's our discussion:

Me:            "Mommy, since I have such pritty white furs, my name is Mrs. Lilly White." 

Mommy:    "Lilly, that's the perfect name, but why the "Mrs."?

Me:            "Well, I am a lady.  In order to do IT with boys, you must be married.  When a girl is married, she is a "Mrs.".  Therefore, my name is Mrs. Lilly White.  I do expect to be called my full proper name at all times, too, mommy, because I intend to do IT with boys a lot.  Please don't forgit this."

And so, that is how I got my name.  Here is a very important fact that you may not know 'bout me:

• I absolutely HATE to make poop.  It is gross and I do everything I can to avoid it.  Here's a picture of me demonstratin' my Mrs. Lilly White Tippy-Toe Method of Makin' Poop and a link to a post I made explainin' my thoughts on poop makin' and other very important things. 

And, so, that is my story.  I must go take a long nap now...writin' all this stuff has been very taxin' on my beautiful self and made me very tired.  Please check in tomorrow...my sister, Mademoiselle Coco Chanel, will tell you how she got her name.

Please remember to keep your knees together and do not show your "stuff" to strangers.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White 

Stress and Upsettedness

Hello to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I'm just so upset.  Mommy is leavin' us tomorrow.  And, even though she has been here for the last couple of weeks, she has been so busy and stressed out that she has failed to adore me in the appropriate fashion that I have become accustomed. This just ain't right, people.  I must go nap now to try to regain my strength after all of this stress which has caused all of my upsettedness.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly  White

Tummy rubs, please!

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  There's a very beautiful tummy over here that really needs some kissin' and lovin'.  Please don't just stand there...come rub it!

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

My Secret Revealed...by Mrs. Lilly White

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Well, I know y'all are all wonnerin' what my big secret is.  I think maybe I have keeped you all in suspense far too long already.  It's just that I am so excited and a little bit overwhelmed with the responsibility of what's 'bout to happen.

See, y'all all know that I am a very much a lady. I just find the delicate and proper things in life captivatin'.  I have lotsa peoples I look up to, but I think my most favoritist is...Ms. Martha Stewart.  Oh, I just have to tell you, she is the most wonnerful ladylike person ever.  Now I know she did time in the Big House, but, it just goes to show you that us ladies can sometimes make mistakes.  She made her mistake and paid her debt to society so git over it.  Please do not mention that horrible time in Martha's life to me again...it gits me real upset.

'Cause I admire her so much, I wanna be just like her (minus the trip to the Big House)...so...after much thoughts and considerations, I is gonna have my own magazine!!!  Ain't that just the most wonnerfulist thing ever?  My magazine will be called Mrs. Lilly White Purring much like the Martha Stewart Living magazine.  Each month it will be packed with articles 'bout how to be crafty, fine dinin' recipes, how-to's on lotsa things and home decoratin' stuff...everything you need to know to keep your purr box purrin'.  There mights even be some dramatical stuff in it, too...just depends on how I'mma feelin'.  Maybe I'll have me some guest contributators 'cause I gots me so many friends on the innernets. Oh, and of course my 11 brothers and sisters will contribute every once inna while. 

This magazine will be based on the innernets.  I will debut my first issue on March 13, 2008.  That's a very important date in our family and we wants to share it with you.  We'll tell you more 'bout that as we gits closer to the big day.  We'll be havin' a launch party so be sure to mark your calendars!!!

I can hardly wait to start sharin' all my crafty/homey/purry wisdom with you all.  As my Martha would say, "It's a good thing."

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Secrets

Hi.  This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Thanks for all the emails and comments yesterday 'bout my secret...it's still a secret, though.  I ain't ready to tell y'all 'bout it yet. 

It's not 'bout no boy cat...I already got me one of them.  Me and Felix are boyfriend and girlfriend.  Now, I gots to share him with all them other girl cats in the house but I know he likes me the bestest. 

And, my secret ain't 'bout springtime, sunshine, Fancy Feast or belly rubs...it's even betterer than all them things put together.

Maybe I will tell you on Sunday...I gots to go back to dreamin' 'bout my secret.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Daydreamin'....

Hi.  This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  I'mma daydreamin' 'bout somethin' wonnerful.  I ain't gonna tell you what it is 'cause itsa a secret...I know you wanna know what it is...maybe I'll tell you tomorrow...I can tell you that it don't involve panties or nip...I'm tired of hearin' 'bout that.  No...I is daydreamin' 'bout somethin' real nice and ladylike.

Now, back to my daydream...ahhhh....

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Mrs. Lilly White in all her glory