Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. Even though I do not like Mazie Grace 'cause she steals all the attention away from ME...glorious me...I am still sayin' prayers for her 'cause she looks so pitiful. My prayer goes somethin' like this:
Dearest God,
Please help Mazie Grace feel better so I can go back to stickin' my fingernails into her.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
See, I can be a good girl just like everybody else...please notice the worried look I have on my face while I am prayin' in my picture...I just hope my ability to care 'bout somebody I hate is an inspiration for all the peoples on the innernets.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
