Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. Yesterday I maded an appearance on the bloggy for the first time in a long long time. As a result, the stock market went up! I am very glad for that. But, I have to tell you that I just don't know if I can bear the great responsibility of turnin' the economy of the free world around. I mean, what with me havin' to be so very beautifuls and havin' to take 43 hours of naps every day and all...I just don't know if I can add one more thing to my list of things I have to do for my fellow peoples. I will not promise anything but I will at least give it a try. It's a sacrifice I must make for the sake of my peoples.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
