Whiskers & Purrs

Our Family is Torn...

Very Scientific Pussycat Presidential Poll

Well, it's that time again...time for the Presidential Election.  CNN recently taked a very scientific poll of the pussycats in this house and the results are like this:

Looks like it's between Clinton and Obama...poor Edwards ain't lookin' so good...we just don't know 'nuff bout his pussycat platform.  We do know that Clinton is a solid pussycat supporter with Socks and all. (Plus, we know it makes Unkle John almost pop a vein in his head just to think about it...LOL!)  And, we just like to say Obama Obama Obama, so...he's got lotsa our votes.

We'll keep you posted on the ever-changin' events in the political world 'cause we is trend setters, ya know.  God Bless America and all the Feline Americans that live here.

Very truly yours,

   

Contemplatin' Bein' The President

When I'm president, the world will be a better place!  Life Will Be Good!

Just Call Me Mr. Prezident

BREAKING NEWS 

RICHMOND, Virginia (CNN) -- The office of Virginia Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III has just confirmed to CNN that the Senator will seek the Superior Feline party nomination for President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election.

"As a Superior Feline, I feel that I've got lots of stuff I can do to make this dang country a better place for all the cats that live here.  Lord knows I could do a better job than W.  Mommy says so."

Graves' spokesperson and spiritual adivsor, Sister Mazie Grace of the Kiss My Ass Order of Superior Cats, confirmed that an official announcement will be issued shortly.

Stay tuned to CNN (Cat News Network) for details as they are available.

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

Hi.  This is your humble Senator speakin'...you know...Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  Many of you have commented to my mommy that I've been awfully quiet and haven't shared any of my Senator wisdom with you since this here blog started up.  Well, as you all know, I do have a lot to say.  But, I gots to be real careful where I say all the things I've gotta say.  See, people like Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh would just love to catch me in a scandal.  And, I gots to be careful that them papparazzi don't catch me doin' somethin' embarrassin'...you know like poopin' some place that might not be considered "propriate"...whatever that means.  So, I'm gonna be real careful when I post stuff out here on the innernets.  I really enjoy bein' a powerful Senator...I'm real good at Senatorin' and stuff.  Mommy says I'm better than any of them other Senators in Washington.  She's says I'm the best Senator that has ever been in the world.  Dang...I'm important!  Plus, she says I'm way smarter than "W".  I don't know if I unnerstand what that means but since I'm so dang smart, I just know I'm gonna figure it out.

Okay, gotta go find a place to poop.  Stay tuned, though...this is MY week to share some of my 'xcitin' philosophies.  I'll be back tomorrow to share my Senator Wisdom.

Purrs & Headbutts!

Your Intellectual Senator

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III