Hi to all the people on the innernets. This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. Mommy fussed at me today for boppin' Mazie Grace in the head. I ain't used to bein' yelled at. My feelin's are hurt. I ain't never gonna talk to mommy again...EVER...at least not until it's time to eat supper or git my tummy rubbed.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
