RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) - The Cat News Network has received reports that Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III was rushed to the hospital this morning for an undisclosed illness. Sources inside the Whiskers & Purrs House who asked to be kept anonymous stated that the Senator suffered a sudden Booger Attack. "It was the dangedest thing ever...there was boogers EVERYWHERES...it looked like a booger massacre in our house this mornin'," stated an unidentified member of the famous Whiskers & Purrs Gang.
CNN contacted Dr. Sanjay Gupta to learn more about what an actual Booger Attack is..."Booger Attacks can be deadly...especially when they are sudden. It sounds as though the Senator's attack was caught early enough for him to get effective treatment."
No information has been released on the Senator's condition. The Cat News Network will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information. Stay tuned for more breaking news.
