Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. First, I want to just say to all the peoples on the innernets that has been so worrieds 'bout me that I am finally startin' to feel betters and be on the mends. I was pritty sick for almost 10 days with a severe booger attacks. But, after 2 trips to the V E T and lots of medicines and lots of syringe feedin's by mommy, I am betters.
Today I want to ask you a question...I need your input. You see, I received an email from this guy's people:
You see, he is gonna be speakin' in Richmond and thought while he was already here, he would innerview me since I'm a high-powered and inflooenchewal Senator. Now, as most of you knows, due to the unfortunate "Operation Birthday Wish" incident, we ain't even alloweds to say this guy's name in the Whiskers & Purrs House...
He innerviewed me once before and I pritty much put him in his place...I think maybe I'm just a little bit too sopissticated for him. I must be honest and say that I am a little surprised that he is keepin' his speakin' engagement since he just had his tail whooped in Egypt and all...maybe he's a little bit tougher than I thoughted.
Regardless, I need your help. Should I grant Mr. Cooper's request and give him an innerview? I don't wants to hurt Elsie Fallulah's feelin's or nothin' but...as a high-powered Senator, I do need to git my message out to the masses and sell more of my books...and what better way to do that than to use Mr. Cooper's TV show.
Please let me know what you think.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
