Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday...

 

 

Happy Birthday, Freya Macro!

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'.  Today is a very very VERY important day!  It's my girlfriend, Freya's, birthday!  WOOHOO!  PARTAY in the Whiskers & Purrs House!  

Freya is the most wonnerful girlfriend in the world.  She lives in London with her mommy and she is smart and funny and beautifuls and cute and a good snuggler and all kinds of other wonnerful stuff.  Oh, and she's a good rassler, too!

Please join me in wishin' my beautiful girl the happiest birthday evers!

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Top Cat Tuesday

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday.  Unfortunately, I do not feel like writin' anything today...I'm tireds.  Bein' Top Cat is such hard works...I think maybe I needs me a vacation today.   Today I'm just gonna take off my crown and let my hairs down...I will be back next week and promise to be my normal, delightful self.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday!  I want to share a little secret with all of my dear friends on the innernets.  Me and mommy was snugglin' and kissin' yesterday.  She was supposed to be cleanin' the Whiskers & Purrs House but she was slackin'...as usuals.  

Anyways...we was cuddlin' and talkin' and she whispered somethin' to me that kinda skeert me...she said "Mazie Grace, you are so sweet and beautifuls that if you git any more sweet and beautifuls, you might have to have an operation to ugly yourself up a little bit...you know...kinda like the operations that Joan Rivers has had..."

 

I guess I just gots to pray real hard that I don't git to be any more beautifuls.

That's it for today.  Remember that on Mazie Monday, your beans has to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief".

Very truly yorus,
Mazie Grace

 

 

Meet the Senator Sunday: BP Oil Leak SUCKS!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  It is now time for Meet the Senator Sunday.  Dear peoples, today I am very sad and mads.  Here's a live feed of what's goin' on way way way down deep in the ocean down in Louisiana.  

Now, peoples, as a very smart and intelligent Senator from the great state of Virginia, I can tell you that nobody caused this leak to happen on purpose.  But, the way them people from British Petroleums is handlin' this is what my mommy calls "criminals"...

I am so mads that I don't even know what to says.  But...I can't waste any energy on me bein' mads...the only thing I can do is pray for all the peoples and precious animals that are in harms way...all the peoples that now don't have no way to make moneys and take care of their families 'cause of this need our prayers and helps.  And, all them beautiful birdies and fishies and plants that are sufferin' and dyin' 'cause of all that nasty oily stuff don't deserve this neither...please join me in sayin' prayers...like...all day long prayers 'cause this is really a bad situation, peoples.

There is one other thing everybody can do...see, BP has a "representative" named Randy Prescott.  He made some mean and igornant comments this week:  "Louisiana isn't the only place that has shrimp," said Randy Prescott....Well, Mr. Prescott, I gots one thing to say to you..."BP AIN'T THE ONLY PLACE MY MOMMY CAN BUY GASOLINE FOR OUR CAR..."  In fact, on Friday, mommy was drivin' on gas fumes...the warnin' bell was dingin' up a storm...the closest gas station was a BP place...but mommy took a chance and drove an extra mile and went somewheres else.  

Please join me in lettin' Mr. Prescott know that he needs to be put on a helicopter, flown out into the middle of the oil spill and then dropped down on his big snobby elitist tushy smack dab in the middle of all that nasty oil...without a raft or boat or nothin'...let him live out in it for 50 days without no ways to git food or shelter...maybe then he might unnerstand.

You can reach Mr. Prescott at [email protected] and also call him at (713) 323-4093.  Maybe by now bein' the slimy, skanky, money-hungry jerks that BP is, they might have already disconnected his phone and/or disabled his email to protect him...but please do whatever you can to let BP know that we ain't gonna put up with them no mores.   

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

One year ago today...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  One year ago today, I had me my last big eyeball operation. It was my third big eyeball operation and it was very real dramaticals!  Them wonnerful peoples from The Learning Channel (TLC) was with us...that was the beginnin' of me and The Gang becomin' big National TV Stars. I owe my big TV career to my Aunt Sara and my Unkle Mark...they was the big fancy producers and stuff for the TV Show we was on and I love them both very much.  They was very real good to us and I will never ever forgits them.

 

Anyways...I can't say I remember much 'bout my big eyeball operation...I was feelin' all goofy, loopy and stuff after it was all overs.  I somehow ended up with a lampshade on my head!  Plus, well, I always feel all googly-eyed after bein' 'round my Unkle Doktor Blair.  He likes me lots...I flirt with him every time I gits to go see him.  He calls me "Peanut"...it makes me feel all warm and cozy in my insides.

But anyways, back to the story...I had me my operation in the hopes that it would help me see betters. I could see pritty good for a short time after that operation...we was all real happy and stuff.  But, now a year laters, scar tissue has formed back over my sweet eyeballs and, well...I am back to bein' blind as a bat.  Now don't feel too sads for me...even though I am blinds, I git 'round REAL goods.  I run up and down the stairs all day long and I even jump on top of the refrizerator!  I also chase my Little Joey 'round the house and have rasslin' matches with him all the times.

 

I had a hard time gittin' over that operation...I was pritty puny for a couple of weeks afterwards.  And, so, mommy promised me that I wouldn't have to have me no more eyeball operations again. Unkle Doktor Blair said he has probably done all he can do for my busted-up eyeballs...and, well, I'm okay with that. I'm happy and safe and git lots of lovin' from my mommy and my family.  Plus, I can see in my dreams...and that's good enough for me.  Life.Is.Good.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Finally Friday...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  I am SO glad today is Friday.  This has been a very real busy week.  This picture is a example of just one of the many things I gots to do every day to make sure the Whiskers & Purrs House is A-OK.  Protectin' everybody from them evil bugs on the outside of the big glass door is hard hard works.  Mommy sure is lucky to have me arounds.

I hope everybody has real good weekend!

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III

 

Our work is never done...

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  Mommy was doin' some house cleanin' yesterday and washin' the bed linens.  She really needed our help!  We had to all work together to make sure the bed didn't just up and fly aways...me, the Senator, Fergie and Elsie all grabbed a corner and laid down on it to keep it secure until mommy came back to remake the bed...

What on earth would she do without us?

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

A BIG-ASS Announcement from Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Gosh...it has been maybe FOREVERS since I gots to post anything on our bloggy.  That is just flat-out ridilous.  But, well, WE'RE BACKS!  And, what's even betterer...I GOTS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Now, I gots to admit, when most of my peoples think 'bout me, they think 'bout a teensy tiny kitten.  But, what you guys gots to unnerstand is that I have growed up into a big manly man.  I mean, I'm so manly that I think maybe my stuff has growed back and I might have to have me another Big Boy Operation.  I'm almost one whole year old for Pete's Sake!  

And so, my dearest friends on the innernets, I wants to tell you 'bout somethin' wonnerfuls...I have founded me the most wonnerful girl in the world...her name is Freya Macro...and I have asked her to be my girlfriend!  And...she said YES!

Ain't my Freya beautifuls?  She lives in London with her mommy.  She's real smart and funny and beautifuls and nice and a real good rassler, too!  Oh, I am the luckiest boy in the world.  Me and Freya meeted on Facebook and, well, the rest is history.

Life is good, dear peoples on the innernets.  It's summer time, I gots Fancy Feast to eats, clean poop boxes to poop in and...I'm in loves....*sigh*

Just like Elsie's boyfriend, Rudy, is a honorary member of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, my sweet Freya is now a honorary member, too.  She's one of us and a part of the family.  Like I saids...Life. Is. Goods.

I'm now gonna lay down, take a naps and dream 'bout my girl...sweet, sweet Freya...!

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

 

Top Cat Tuesday!...UPDATED

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Today is Tuesday and, well, that means it's Top Cat Tuesday.  I've been so agrritated 'cause we ain't been ables to update our bloggy.  But, mommy has begged our forgiveness for not helpin' us with the bloggy and I have found it within my heart to just let it go.  But, she better not slip up or I will have to address the issue with her and it won't be pritty!

Ain't a whole lot of new stuff goin' ons...I'm still madly in love with my Rudy:

 
Rudykins

I sorta had me a crush on Maks from Dancin' with the Stars...that was until he kissed HER (Erin, his dance partner) smack dab in fronts of me!  They was dancin' one night on TV and he knowed I was watchin'...and he kissed her!  PFFT!  He is hot, though...and sure does know how to shake his stuff.

I did git one good dance in with him before I dumped him:

 

And, really, that's been 'bout all that's goin' ons.  Mommy was gone for a whole week 'cause of her work...I had to chaperon all of them other cats in the Gang that whole week...I could use a vacation now, that's for sure.  I'm proud to say, though, that I did not even try to kill Little Joey Cartwright Graves III...not even once!  I think I did real goods! 

The only real news I gots today is that tomorrow Joey will have a big announcement ...I ain't gonna tell you what it is other than to say, belief it or not, this announcement makes me happy.  And, even though as hard as I have tried to make it happen, no, he is not movin' to Siberia.

And so, my dear friends on the innernets, it feels good to git back into the swing of things on the bloggy.  I just want to say thanks for all of yous that have stayed with us even though we had to be away.  You're our real friends and we loves you very much.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
 

PS...one quick update at 10:30 AM...I just want to say that I only had me a crush on Maks based upon him shakin' his stuff on TV...it was only a crush...Maks is only a bean...I would never ever wants him to be my boyfriend or nothin'...he can't even begin to compare to my Rudy...Rudy is the only boy for me.  I am a lucky womans and I knows it.