Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Gosh...it has been maybe FOREVERS since I gots to post anything on our bloggy. That is just flat-out ridilous. But, well, WE'RE BACKS! And, what's even betterer...I GOTS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Now, I gots to admit, when most of my peoples think 'bout me, they think 'bout a teensy tiny kitten. But, what you guys gots to unnerstand is that I have growed up into a big manly man. I mean, I'm so manly that I think maybe my stuff has growed back and I might have to have me another Big Boy Operation. I'm almost one whole year old for Pete's Sake!
And so, my dearest friends on the innernets, I wants to tell you 'bout somethin' wonnerfuls...I have founded me the most wonnerful girl in the world...her name is Freya Macro...and I have asked her to be my girlfriend! And...she said YES!
Ain't my Freya beautifuls? She lives in London with her mommy. She's real smart and funny and beautifuls and nice and a real good rassler, too! Oh, I am the luckiest boy in the world. Me and Freya meeted on Facebook and, well, the rest is history.
Life is good, dear peoples on the innernets. It's summer time, I gots Fancy Feast to eats, clean poop boxes to poop in and...I'm in loves....*sigh*
Just like Elsie's boyfriend, Rudy, is a honorary member of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, my sweet Freya is now a honorary member, too. She's one of us and a part of the family. Like I saids...Life. Is. Goods.
I'm now gonna lay down, take a naps and dream 'bout my girl...sweet, sweet Freya...!
Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III
