Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! I want to share a little secret with all of my dear friends on the innernets. Me and mommy was snugglin' and kissin' yesterday. She was supposed to be cleanin' the Whiskers & Purrs House but she was slackin'...as usuals.
Anyways...we was cuddlin' and talkin' and she whispered somethin' to me that kinda skeert me...she said "Mazie Grace, you are so sweet and beautifuls that if you git any more sweet and beautifuls, you might have to have an operation to ugly yourself up a little bit...you know...kinda like the operations that Joan Rivers has had..."
I guess I just gots to pray real hard that I don't git to be any more beautifuls.
That's it for today. Remember that on Mazie Monday, your beans has to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief".
Very truly yorus,
Mazie Grace
