Dearest people on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday! I am very real worrieds 'bout our sweet Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. He spended the whole dang day at the hospitals again yesterday...they gived him fluids and syringe feeded hims and put drops of stuff up his nose. He has gots an upper respiratory infection...that's a fancy way of sayin' that his head is full of the snots.
Bein' the good Top Cat that I am, I have put my crown aside and put on my nurse uniform...I have been helpin' mommy by watchin' over the Senator and makin' sure he takes his medicine and takes his syringe feedin's without too much fuss. If he don't start showin' signs of improvements, he is gonna have to go stay in the hospitals. We don't want thats so...I am gonna stay right with him and keep remindin' him to blow them boogers outs of his head! Blow blow BLOW, Senator!
Please say a prayer for our Senator...he is very real tireds of feelin' so bads and we is tired of bein' worrieds.
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
PS...I hope the Senator gits better soons...my nurse uniform is itchy!
