Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday! I have to be honest and say, dear peoples, that I am very very sads today. Well, actually, I am a combination sads and mads...I guess I'm smads.
First, let me refresh your memories 'bout this tryin' time in my lifes. We have an agreement in the Whiskers & Purrs House that nobody will mention Anderson Cooper's name and he ain't allowed on our TV since he broked my heart...'specially since it was in such a big, loud way. Well, peoples, my mommy has letted me downs...she has betrated me. See, Anderson Cooper is comin' to speak in our town this comin' weekend and mommy took MY green papers and buyed a ticket to go see him. She is takin' time aways from her mommily duties to go listen to what that cold hearted, mean man has to say. She would actually rather spend time with him than takin' care of her childrens. Anderson Cooper means more to my mommy than we do.
I guess loyalty don't mean much to SOME peoples...mommy. I hope you have fun gallavantin' 'round town with Anderson while your tiny little childrens are at home, starvin' for Fancy Feast ...and for attentions...and for love.
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
