Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. It's time for Meet the Senator Sunday...and, boy oh boy...have we ever got a doozey.
As most of y'all knows, we have hads all kind of dramas in the Whiskers & Purrs House lately. Anderson Cooper was comin' to towns to speak and our mommy used our green papers to buy a ticket to go see him. Well, as you can imagines, this really upsetted Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, what with Anderson Cooper breakin' Elsie's heart and all.
Well, what people might have forgotted is that me and my brothers and sisters are fambly...and...we is a powerful feline gang...we stick up for each others...trust me...people do NOTS want to git on our bad side...and that includes Anderson Cooper AND mommy.
So, we started havin' secret meetin's...gittin' our plans together and then we went on full attack! We was communicatin' usin' Facebooks and Twitters...There was tinkles where tinkles don't normally go...there was poops where poops ain't supposed to be...stuff was teared ups...We also started practicin' our chant...that was when mommy realized...the sitchewashun was gittin' bads.
She knowed that the power of the peoples can't be stopped...I mean...look at them people in Egypts...they had the RIGHT ideas...and, Anderson Cooper knows a thing or two 'bout feelin' the brunt of a Gang on the warpath...he had his hiney whipped when he was coverin' the Egypt Revolution.
So...as the Sunday speakin' engagement approached, the tinkles and Twitters intensified...and mommy gotted skeerter and skeerter...she knowed that things was gonna go from bad to worser if she didn't do somethin' fast...so...she made the very wise decision to not go see Mr. Anderson Cooper...to save face, she said she had to paint the kitchen...uhm, yeah, right mommy.
Power to the Peoples! And Power to the Whiskers & Purrs Gang!
Peace out, peoples!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
