Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. We are havin' a top secret plannin' meetin'...you see, tomorrow mommy is plannin' to go see The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak...in support of Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, we have a few little tricks up our sleeves...we are plottin' and plannin' and schemin'...we will show mommy and The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak our displeasure. We are organizin' a protest! We might have our little hissyfit spats but...us Gang members...we stick togethers! Anybody that breaks our Elsie's heart is gonna have to answer to US!
Tomorrow will be a BIG day!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
