Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday

The Senator Relaxes...

Mazie Monday!

 

 Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  Today is Mazie Monday.  Unfortunately, I ain't gots nothin' to talk 'bout today...nothin' excitin', nothin' dramaticals, nothin' romanticals...just nothin'.  I'm just sittin' here eatin' my Fancy Feast and tryin' to git ready for another busy week in the Whiskers & Purrs House.

I hope you all have a wonnerful week.  Remember that on Mazie Monday's, your beans gots to stop what they is doin' when you walk into a room and hum "Hail to the Chief".

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Meditatin'

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Normally we have "Meet the Senator Sunday" on Sundays but the Senator got into too much nip last nights and well, let's just say it's a ugly sight this mornin'...I'm fillin' in for the Senator.

I think I'm gonna spend the day today meditatin'.  You know, people say that meditatin' is good for the soul and stuff...and it is, I guess.  But it's good for lots of other things, too...people won't bother you when they think you is meditatin' 'cause...well...you is meditatin'.  So you don't have to put up with all the aggravation that peoples tend to bring.  You always look very serious and sopissticated when you is meditatin'...when akchewally you is really takin' a naps!  And finally, when you is meditatin' you can have time to plot to take over the world and git rid of pesky little brothers and snotty little sisters and rule the Whiskers & Purrs House...uhm, I mean rule the worlds...and nobody will ever knows!

Yes, meditatin'...it's a Good Thing!

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

Mademoiselle Coco Chanel unleashes the Power Within...and stuff

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'.  Oh, it has been SO longs since I have shared my presence with everybody on the innernets!  I've missed y'all!...I have changed since the last time we talked, dear peoples on the innernets...changed a lot over the past few months.  I used to be VERY shy and skeert to let anybody, even mommy, come near me. But, I am proud to say that I has overcome my skeertedness.  Today I'm gonna share the secret of how I have become a new womans.

See, mommy has been workin' lots of long long hours at work.  She comes home dead tired.  She tries to stay awakes to spend time with us but she always seems to fall asleeps way too early.  And when she falls asleeps, she leaves the TV on.  Well, I always sleeps on the pillow next to mommy...and there's lots of them late nite TV infomercials on...peoples on the innernets, I am proud to tell you that this guy has changed my life:

 

In just a few months of watchin' my Tony Robbins infomercials over and over and overs, I really am a new womans...now, mommy says she's pritty sure this guy is full of crap but...I know that he has got some magical powers...I go into sort of a trance when he comes on the screen and...now I ain't skeert of nothin'!  Mommy says I'm just fallin' asleeps like she does when she sees his crap on TV but I know differently...I purr all the time now and I actually let mommy pet me and sometimes...*whispers* I let mommy pick me ups!  With Tony Robbins' help, I really have unleashed the powers within...I am now livin' a extrordinary life and it's all 'cause of Tony Robbins...I knows there is lots of skeerty cats like I was out there on the innernets...maybe I should appear on one of Tony Robbins' infomercials and spread the word 'bout  "Unleashin' the Power" and "Wakin' up the giant withins" and gittin' your own "pussycat personal powers" and stuff...or better yet...maybe I need to just git my own infomercial and sell crap for $99.99 on TV...

I just know that I am so glads that I have awakened that ol' giant down in my insides and my power has been unleashed...watch out worlds!  I'm gonna be the hottest new motivational speaker EVER!

Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

 

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III comments on a burnin' issue

 

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I sure have missed all of ya'll  There's a reason we has been gone for so long...I can't tell you 'bout it right now...I think I will wait until Sunday to fill everybody in.  But I wanted to say "hello" to my faithful constichewents and let you know that I've missed you and, although I have been goned, I have continued to git my freak on and gettin' all of my senatatin' done.

I do wants to make a comment 'bout somethin' that has  been goin' on in the world today...I'm just 'bout fed up with this womans:

 

 

This is Dr. Laura Schlessinger...uhm...for some reason mommy always does a "wink wink" when she says the word "doktor" before this woman's name.  Now I gots two things I wants to say.

First of all, Dr. "Wink Wink" Schlessinger, JUST SHUT UP AND PLEASE GO AWAY...FAR FAR FAR AWAYS!

Secondly, my mommy agrees with me and cannot STAND to see, hear or read anything 'bout this obnoxious bean.  But even though mommy cannot stand her, every day on the way home from work she listens to this hateful old hag's radio show...and all the time mommy listens, she gits madderer and madderer and madderer...While she's drivin', mommy talks back to the radio and tells Dr. "Wink Wink" Schlessinger to "shut up" and calls her a "*&#@ #$%^&"...so by the time mommy gits home to love and serve all of us in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, she's all cranky and mean and hatefuls.  Mommy, we have already established the fact that you cannot stand Dr. Wink Wink's guts...WHY DO YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THIS DRIED UP OLD FREAK???  Stop it!  You're ruinin' our childhood 'cause you come home so mean and mad and cranky!  Stop it!  Stop it! Stop it!

And so, dearest peoples on the innernets, I will close by sayin' again that I loves you all and hope you all have a good Friday!

Very truly yours,

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
(D-Virginia) 

A Sad Day...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

Yesterday, 4 of our friends had to fly away to heaven.  We are sads.  Please pray for their families...they is all heart broked...and so are we.

Godspeed Eric, Luxor, Molly and Wintergreen.

 

Very truly yours,

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang