Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It has been a long time since we has posted...sorry 'bout thats. All is well here at the Whiskers & Purrs House. Everybody is fats and happys and life is goods. Tomorrow, Elsie will have some very dramatical news to share...so tune in.
I am still the best dang adopterated mama cat EVER...I watch over my Little Joey all the times...I'm just a little bit mads at him right now...he has gots some sort of eye trouble...and, you know, what with me bein' blind as a bats and all, that makes me very extra worrieds. Mommy has been tryin' to put the triple antibiotic eye ointment in his eyeball but he gits all fussy and growly and puts the bitey on her. So...I had to spankify him and fuss at him...it was very dramaticals.
I hope you all have a very good week and...remembers...on Mazie Monday your beans gots to stop whatever it is they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" whenevers you walk into the room.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Graves


