Whiskers & Purrs

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  It's Monday so you just gotta knows what that means...it's Mazie Monday!  Oh peoples, we gots so much to be excitimicated abouts!  Today makes one whole month that we have blogimicated!  Back on February 1, we agreeded that we was gonna blogimicate every single day this month and...WE DID IT!

See, for almost two years we blogimicated every single day.  But then mommy's mommy gotted real sick and mommy gotted real tireds so we had to stop the blogimications for a while.  We aint so sure that we will post every single day of the year but...we is definitely gonna try to blogimicate every day in March!

Oh, did somebody say "March"?  Guess whats???  Just 16 more days 'til MY BIRTHDAY!!!  WOO HOO!!!  Oh peoples, we must start plannin' the partay nows!  I will be 5 whole years olds!  A real growed-up and sopissticated womans!  I can hardly waits!

Well, I guess that's it for nows!  Remember, on Mazie Monday your beans have got to stop what they is doin' when you walk into a room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief'!

Very truly yours,

Mazie Grace

 

Meet the Senator Sunday: Thoughts for today

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin' and it is now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday".  Peoples, there's just so much goin' ons in the world, I thought it was finally times for me to makes some 'fishal statements.

First of alls, I wants to say "Power to the Peoples" in Egypts!  Who would've thinked that the Twitters and the Facebooks could've made such a big-ass difference in the worlds.  Oh, and Mr. Mubarkik, you need to just keep your sorry old mean hiney far far aways.  Shames on you!  My mommy thinks my poopin' outsides the box is bads...what would she think if she had to deal with all the bad stuffs you've done???

And, Mr.Gatoffee, you is sorry sorry sorry!  I'm wonnderin' if you ever had your rabies shots.   That's the only thing that I can think of that would account for your supreme level of sorriness and meanness. Them peoples in Libya are just 'bout ready to runs you out of towns, Mr. Gatoffee...you might want to go aheads and bend over to kiss your hiney goodbye.  I just have two words for you, sir...YOU SUCK.

Oh, and Mr. Charlie Sheens...you suck, too!  We're all just 'bout fed ups with your reedickalussness.  Do us all a favor and just go aways.

OH!  And how can I forgit Lindsay Lohans.  Miss Lindsay, maybe you and Charlie Sheens can just go off to some secluded island togethers and take all your drugs and alkahols and the stuff you've stoled and leave us all alones.  Geez...YOU BOTH SUCKS!

And so, my dearest peoples, these are my thoughts on the world as we know it todays.  I hope you are all havin' a good Sunday.  I want to leave you all with some words of wisdoms...the world will be a better place if we all just don't be means and we don't suck.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III 

Weared outs...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'...I am just so weared outs...mommy has been paintin' the kitchen 'cause all our new cabinets and new floor and new kitchen machines are gonna start comin' to our house on Monday...listenin' to her gruntin' and groanin' and sighin' all day long has just weared me outs!

I must rest if I'm gonna have the strength to git through this.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White 

Flashback Friday...Fergie Foxiness!

Who is that Foxy Lady with the glowy eyes and girly-girl figure in the mirror???  Hubba Hubba!

 

A weddin' gift for Prince Wills

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  Us boys from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang had a meetin' yesterday to decide on what we want to give Prince William for his weddin' gift.  We decided that we is all gonna donate some of our furs to make him a colorful too-pay to cover up his gigantical bald spot on his big day!  We don't know what the girls is gonna give Kate...I bet it won't be nearly as cool and creative as our gift!  We is very thoughtfuls when we give gifts!

Very truly yours,

Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Wordless Wednesday...Miss Elizabeth Taylor Relaxes...

Top Cat Tuesday: A Big-Ass Weddin' Invitation!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I am so exciteds!  Look what came in the mail yesterday:

If you read the invitation real closely, you'll see that the Queen commanded Lord Chamberlain to git off his tookus and be sure to invite us!  We must be real important peoples to have the queen git all snarky with the Lord Chamberlain.  I wonder if Lord Chamberlain didn't think we should be inviteds and that's why the Queen threatened to open up a can of whoop ass on him...I guess we will never knows...I don't really care 'cause...I'M GOIN' TO THE ROYALL WEDDIN'!!!

Oh, peoples!  We gots to start gittin' ready for the big trip and the big day!  We just gots a couple of months to plan our invasion of Ingland!  Plus, I need to git my crown all polished and everything.  

There so much to do and not enough times!  We will keep you all posteds!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat & Attendee of the Big-Ass Royal Weddin' 

 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday!  Peoples, I have a very real important message for mommy...*clears throat*

MOMMY,

IT IS TIME FOR A PHOTO SHOOT SO WE CAN GIT SOME NEW PICTURES!  WE ARE TIREDS OF USIN' THE SAME OLD PICTURES OVER AND OVER AGAINS!  GIT WITH THE PROGRAM, MOMMY...OR THE GANG WILL LEAD A NEW REVOLUTION!

THANK YOU,
MAZIE GRACE 

And, so dear peoples, with that I leave for today.  I 'pologize for havin' to use the same old pictures...maybe over the next week we will git some new ones.

I hope you all have a good week...remember...on Mazie Monday your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" when you walk in the room.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

Meet the Senator Sunday: A Revolution...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's time for Meet the Senator Sunday...and, boy oh boy...have we ever got a doozey.

As most of y'all knows, we have hads all kind of dramas in the Whiskers & Purrs House lately.  Anderson Cooper was comin' to towns to speak and our mommy used our green papers to buy a ticket to go see him.  Well, as you can imagines, this really upsetted Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, what with Anderson Cooper breakin' Elsie's heart and all.

Well, what people might have forgotted is that me and my brothers and sisters are fambly...and...we is a powerful feline gang...we stick up for each others...trust me...people do NOTS want to git on our bad side...and that includes Anderson Cooper AND mommy.

So, we started havin' secret meetin's...gittin' our plans together and then we went on full attack! We was communicatin' usin' Facebooks and Twitters...There was tinkles where tinkles don't normally go...there was poops where poops ain't supposed to be...stuff was teared ups...We also started practicin' our chant...that was when mommy realized...the sitchewashun was gittin' bads.

She knowed that the power of the peoples can't be stopped...I mean...look at them people in Egypts...they had the RIGHT ideas...and, Anderson Cooper knows a thing or two 'bout feelin' the brunt of a Gang on the warpath...he had his hiney whipped when he was coverin' the Egypt Revolution.

So...as the Sunday speakin' engagement approached, the tinkles and Twitters intensified...and mommy gotted skeerter and skeerter...she knowed that things was gonna go from bad to worser if she didn't do somethin' fast...so...she made the very wise decision to not go see Mr. Anderson Cooper...to save face, she said she had to paint the kitchen...uhm, yeah, right mommy.  

Power to the Peoples!  And Power to the Whiskers & Purrs Gang!  

Peace out, peoples!

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III 

An organizin' meetin'!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  We are havin' a top secret plannin' meetin'...you see, tomorrow mommy is plannin' to go see The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak...in support of Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, we have a few little tricks up our sleeves...we are plottin' and plannin' and schemin'...we will show mommy and The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak our displeasure. We are organizin' a protest!   We might have our little hissyfit spats but...us Gang members...we stick togethers!  Anybody that breaks our Elsie's heart is gonna have to answer to US!

Tomorrow will be a BIG day!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor