Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin' and it is now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday". Peoples, there's just so much goin' ons in the world, I thought it was finally times for me to makes some 'fishal statements.
First of alls, I wants to say "Power to the Peoples" in Egypts! Who would've thinked that the Twitters and the Facebooks could've made such a big-ass difference in the worlds. Oh, and Mr. Mubarkik, you need to just keep your sorry old mean hiney far far aways. Shames on you! My mommy thinks my poopin' outsides the box is bads...what would she think if she had to deal with all the bad stuffs you've done???
And, Mr.Gatoffee, you is sorry sorry sorry! I'm wonnderin' if you ever had your rabies shots. That's the only thing that I can think of that would account for your supreme level of sorriness and meanness. Them peoples in Libya are just 'bout ready to runs you out of towns, Mr. Gatoffee...you might want to go aheads and bend over to kiss your hiney goodbye. I just have two words for you, sir...YOU SUCK.
Oh, and Mr. Charlie Sheens...you suck, too! We're all just 'bout fed ups with your reedickalussness. Do us all a favor and just go aways.
OH! And how can I forgit Lindsay Lohans. Miss Lindsay, maybe you and Charlie Sheens can just go off to some secluded island togethers and take all your drugs and alkahols and the stuff you've stoled and leave us all alones. Geez...YOU BOTH SUCKS!
And so, my dearest peoples, these are my thoughts on the world as we know it todays. I hope you are all havin' a good Sunday. I want to leave you all with some words of wisdoms...the world will be a better place if we all just don't be means and we don't suck.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
