Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. Us boys from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang had a meetin' yesterday to decide on what we want to give Prince William for his weddin' gift. We decided that we is all 
gonna donate some of our furs to make him a colorful too-pay to cover up his gigantical bald spot on his big day! We don't know what the girls is gonna give Kate...I bet it won't be nearly as cool and creative as our gift! We is very thoughtfuls when we give gifts!
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
