Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday! I am so exciteds! Look what came in the mail yesterday:
If you read the invitation real closely, you'll see that the Queen commanded Lord Chamberlain to git off his tookus and be sure to invite us! We must be real important peoples to have the queen git all snarky with the Lord Chamberlain. I wonder if Lord Chamberlain didn't think we should be inviteds and that's why the Queen threatened to open up a can of whoop ass on him...I guess we will never knows...I don't really care 'cause...I'M GOIN' TO THE ROYALL WEDDIN'!!!
Oh, peoples! We gots to start gittin' ready for the big trip and the big day! We just gots a couple of months to plan our invasion of Ingland! Plus, I need to git my crown all polished and everything.
There so much to do and not enough times! We will keep you all posteds!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat & Attendee of the Big-Ass Royal Weddin'
