Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III a speakin' and this is Meet the Senator Sunday! Peoples, with all the bad stuff that is goin' on in the world, it's time that we all take a little break...and try to git some enjoyment outs of life. We all gots to put the blizzards and that hot mess over in Egypt and the troubles in Iraq and the fact that Lindsay Lohan done gone and got herself into more trouble again...yeah, right...you "borrowed" that necklace, Lindsay...behind us.
Here in the United States, today is Super Bowl Sunday. Now I ain't quite figgered it all outs yet...I think maybe that Super Bowl Sunday is the day you sit 'round, watchin' TV, eat stuff that ain't no goods for you and burp and scratch your stuff.
Now the highlight of the evenin' is all them fun TV commercials. Today I want to share with you the very best TV commercial that has ever been mades...
Mommy gotted to meet them cowboys a long time agos...she said they was tough but...none of 'em could've managed the Whiskers & Purrs Gang. We is just too tough and wilds...even for cowboys!
And so, my dear peoples, I hope you will sit back, relaxamicate and scratch your stuff...that's what I will be doin'...oh, and thanks to all you wonnerful peoples that are still sayin' prayers for me...I still ain't feelin' so hots after my booger attack last week. Boogers are hard to git rids of and I am still strugglin' to breathe. I hope I don't have to go back to the hospitals. Mommy says I might have to if I don't start breathin' a little betters...I'm bein' a good Senator and takin' all of my medicines...I hope I'll be back to normals soon.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
