Whiskers & Purrs

The Booger-Blowin' Club

To all the peoples on the innernets this is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie.  Dang...we gots us some troubles.  Felix started gittin' him somethin' called an Upper Respiratory Infection on Friday...he wasn't feelin' good at all...his eyes was all watery and he keeped blowin' boogers all over everything in the house.  He didn't feel good.  It was sad...specially since he has had a sick pooper in the last few weeks.  Aunt Doktor Davies and Aunt Doktor Dugan both said since he is takin' big big BIG doses of somethin' called "steroids" for his pooper, it caused his immune system to be weak.  That's why them mean ol' boogers got into his head. 

Next thing we knowed, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III started blowin' boogers all over the house.  Oh, and then, Mrs. Lilly White started blowin' boogers, too.  Then Freddy, Jimmy, Mazie Grace, Coco and Buzzy joined the Booger Blowin' Club.  I ain't decided if I'mma gonna join...boogers don't seem to be very nice people.

Boogers...they ain't your friend.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

One Word Wednesday...Boogers

Hi.  This is Coco speakin'.  It has been a long long time since I've writed anything for the innernets.  The last time I was on here, I was in the process of havin' mommy fuss at me.  Now, of course, you all know that that's just flat out wrong.  How could mommy fuss at ME?  I'm just a very shy and sweet girl...you really MUST read all 'bout it HERE.  You tell me if you think it's okay.  I mean, it don't matter that I disappeared for about eleventy-five hours and had mommy thinkin' I had runned far away.  It was for her own good!  It helped her realize how very much she loves and needs me, for goodness sake!

Anyways, I just wanted to say hello and debut the "One Word Wednesday" section on this here innernet site.  From now on, Wednesday's will be reserved for discussion and exploration of a single word.  This week mommy says I gits to pick the word. 

I have decided that today's word is Boogers.  Boogers are awful and mean, mean, mean.  When you gits boogers in your head, you hurt all over.  It's funny how that works...you gots the boogers in your nose but your toe nails hurt.  The only way you can git rid of boogers is if you blow 'em outta your head.  It particularly helps if you blow your boogers all over the furniture, on the table and all over your mommy just before she walks outta the door to go to work.  What's she doin' leavin' you when you gots the boogers anyways?  Serves her right!  When you gots boogers, you gots to take anti-booger medicine.  It's nasty, peoples, real nasty.  And, once you git your boogers, everybody else in the family gits 'em, too.  They is some real mean things, them ol' boogers are.

That's all I gots to say 'bout boogers. 

Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Channel

I GOTS BOOGERS.

Hi.  This is Mazie Grace a speakin'.  I don't feel so good.  I gots lots and lots and lotsa boogers in my head.  Mommy taked me to see Aunt Dr. Dugan.  She said I had an upper respiratory infection.  She gived me medicine, fluids and stuff for my eyes.  My eyes hurt real real real bad 'cause of all the boogers I gots.  I can't see real good right now...my one funky eye is even funkier.  Plus, Aunt Dr. Dugan says I have a fever...I mean, I know I'm a HOT babe and everything, but this is takin' it too far...

I can't breathe 'cause of all the boogers.  And, when a kitty can't breathe, we can't smell our super-stinky supper.  And, if we can't smell it, we ain't a gonna eat it.  I'm starvin' but I don't recognize my food.  So...mommy has been syringe feedin' me.  All I know is that she squirts some real super-tasty suppers in my mouth...MMMmmmm...it makes me feel real warm and fuzzy all in my insides.

I've been feelin' real bad today and was just layin' on the floor.  Mommy said I look pitiful so she picked me up and gived me a big hug and kiss on the forehead.  I liked that a lot!   Then, she taked me to one of the beds she has for us kitties.  She showed me a surprise...it can be plugged into the wall and it gets nice and toasty warm...Mmmmm...that's nice.  So she warmed it up for me and then layed me down in it...This here is a picture of me relaxin' and enjoyin' my new heated bed...It feels so good...maybe now I can get some sleeps...

Mommy, thanks for takin' care of me.  But, please don't think I will ever forget that you told Dr. Dugan that I'm a terrorist in my real life at home when Dr. Dugan commented on what an angel I am...I know you told her my middle name is "Osama"...you will haffta pay for that even though I love you very very very much.

Okay, gotta go blow some boogers on some stuff.

Very truly yours,

Mazie "The Booger Factory" Grace