Whiskers & Purrs

Man of Mystery...

   

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Felix speakin'.  Yesterday I made my monthly trip to VRCC to see Aunt Doktor Davies.  We had a nice visit.  I did not have to put the bitey on her...I think she might be finally learnin' the rules 'bout not touchin' my very extra special private places.

I still gots me a few problems with my pooper.  It's real weird.  I feel real real REAL bad if I don't take my antibiotic.  See, that's weird 'cause antibiotics usually hurt your tummy and give you the poops.  But not me!  They make my tummy feel better and my poops a little better.  I do okay unless I don't gots my medicine.  Aunt Doktor Davies says I mights have me an "overgrowth of bacteria" in my belly.  The antibiotic makes it better.  The only problem with that is that overgrowth thing usually only happens in dogs...not cats.  She said maybe I think I'mma German Shepherd...well, I gots to tell you...I just don't know what to think 'bout that!  She says I'mma mystery to her...Dang...that's big, peoples!

So...for now we is gonna keep the medicine comin' and see what happens next with the mystery that is me!

Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat

A Poem by Mazie Grace

Once upon a time
In a far away place
Was a pritty little girl
With a pritty little face.

She had a little secret
This was just a fact.
But mommy sneaked upon her
And catched her in the act.

Tinklin' in the floor
Makes her feel so free.
Why does mean ol' mommy
Git upset 'cause of pee?

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

I'm so excited, excited, EXCITED!!!

Hi.  This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  I'm SO excited!!!  'Member how we telled y'all last week that mommy was goin' outta town for a whole long week?  'Member how upsetted we all was?  Well...I gots me some real good news yesterday!

See, my first mommy...the one that rescued me offa the streets, is gonna baby sit us!!!  YAY!!!  Ohhh...it's gonna be wonnerful!  She is the bestest!  It's gonna be like old times with her scoopin' my poops and givin' me my suppers!  She works for Aunt Doktor Dugan and she has lotsa little people just like us in her house!  I just know I will be her most favoritest outta the Whiskers & Purrs Gang...I mean, what with her savin' my life and all.

Gosh, mommy, do ya think maybe you could leave now?

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III

Writin' our Memoirs...

Our dear friend Parker, tagged Felix and Mazie Grace for a meme.  We ain't usually so very good at these types of things, but we is gonna give it a try...first, here is the rules:

1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you'd like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don't forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!

Here is Mazie Grace's memoir...

Little Blind Girl...Brave and Sweet

 

Here is Felix's memoir...

Brave and loving man o'the house

We is now gonna tag any of our dear friends to join along!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Saturday Night Bath

Hi.  This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  I am takin' my Saturday night bath.  Me and Felix gots us a very hot date planned.  I must look my very bestest.

Very truly yours,
Fergie

Havin' Some Troubles

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Mazie Grace speakin'.  I've been havin' me some troubles.  Mommy got me some glasses thinkin' maybe they would help me see better since I am blind.  The first pair didn't help at all.  She buyed me some new ones yesterday. 

I can see a little bit wiff 'em:

The trouble is that the dang things keep fallin' off!

Bein' blind sucks.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Some Quality "Me" Time

Hi.  This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  I have decided that I am going to take it easy today...sleep late, sniff some nips, dream 'bout my Anderson Cooper and relax.  With all the stress of worryin' 'bout mommy leavin' us for a whole week, I need to have some "me" time.  It's important for a womans to take keer of herself.  Today is gonna be all 'bout me me ME!

That's it for now.  Nighty-night!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Makin' Plans to Par-Tay!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  Yesterday Fergie breaked the news to us that mommy will be leavin' us for a whole week next month.  Everybody in our house is all sad and skeerd.  I, for one, am actually kinda excited...it's gonna be like a vacation!

These is all the things I'mma gonna be able to do with mommy away:

1. PARRRR-TAY!  Woo Hoo!  We can sip Niptini's, play with nip mousies, and jump on top of the frigeratator and mommy will never know 'bout it.
2. I can grow my fingernails real real REAL long and stick 'em in Mazie Grace just so I can hear her scream!
3. Use my super-sharp fingernails to scratch up all the furniture
4. Sleep on mommy's pillow
5. Tinkle on mommy's pillow

Yep...it's gonna be a rockin' week!  I'm gonna go start givin' myself a manicure right now...gotta git my fingernails just right for all the fun ahead!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

A Heart-to-Heart Talk with Mommy

Hi.  This is Fergie speakin'.  Last night I had me a heart-to-heart talk with mommy.  It was late late LATE and I couldn't sleep.  So...I trotted over to mommy's side of the bed and curled up real close to her.  She put her arms 'round me and we started snugglin'.  She said "Fergie, I need you to unnerstand that in a few weeks, I will have to go away for work.  I'll be gone for a whole week and I'm already dreadin' leavin' you guys...will you promise me you will be my big girl and watch over everybody?"  I unnerstand she has to go so she can git green papers to buy us Fancy Feast and everything but...why does she have to go for a whole dang week?  That's just too long to go without any tummy rubs and kisses and hugs and stuff.

I hate you, you mean ol' work, for stealin' mommy away all the time!

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

Monday's Are Mean

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  Today is Monday.  Monday's are not my favorite day.  I don't like Monday's 'cause when Monday gits here, it means that mommy will leave us for the whole long day after bein' with us every minute of the weekend.

Monday's make me sad.  I must go find my boyfriend, Felix, to git some lovin' and kisses.  That will make me feel all better.

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor