Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. Today is Monday. Monday's are not my favorite day. I don't like Monday's 'cause when Monday gits here, it means that mommy will leave us for the whole long day after bein' with us every minute of the weekend.
Monday's make me sad. I must go find my boyfriend, Felix, to git some lovin' and kisses. That will make me feel all better.
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
