Hi. This is Fergie speakin'. Last night I had me a heart-to-heart talk with mommy. It was late late LATE and I couldn't sleep. So...I trotted over to mommy's side of the bed and curled up real close to her. She put her arms 'round me and we started snugglin'. She said "Fergie, I need you to unnerstand that in a few weeks, I will have to go away for work. I'll be gone for a whole week and I'm already dreadin' leavin' you guys...will you promise me you will be my big girl and watch over everybody?" I unnerstand she has to go so she can git green papers to buy us Fancy Feast and everything but...why does she have to go for a whole dang week? That's just too long to go without any tummy rubs and kisses and hugs and stuff.
I hate you, you mean ol' work, for stealin' mommy away all the time!
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
