To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today I will respond to a request for a meme from my dear friend Rocky at ArtsyCatsy. It is a very innerestin' meme and one I think you will all find to be very invigoratin' and delightful. Here is the rules:
- You have to post the rules before you give your answers.
- You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden anme or your mother's maiden name.)
- At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave a comment telling them they've been tagged.)
Well, right off the bat, we gots a problem. Has you seen my name? Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. Which one is the middle one??? I am just gonna take a guess and say "Edward" is my middle name. Otherwise...we will be here all day with me tryin' to figure out 'nuff words to describe myself.
E - I don't likes to EAT. Well, that ain't exactly right...I just forgits to eat. Mommy has said many times that I would've been dead a long time ago if I had to be on my own...I ain't sure if that's a compliment or not...but, anyways...I don't like wet food...Ewwww...I do likes my crunchies but I forgit when I'm hungry sometimes. Sometimes mommy has gots to syringe feed me just to make sure I gits 'nuff suppers in my tummies. I do like it when she syringe feeds me AD in a can. Mmmm...I won't eats it on my own but when she puts it in my mouth...Mmmmm...I purr real loud and give her headbutts and slurp and slurp and slurp!!!
D - Uh, I have heard mommy describe me as "the DUMBEST livin' aminal on the earth". Again, I ain't sure if thats a compliment or not. At least I'm the best at somethin'...I'm just kinda in slow motion. I likes to take my time in figurin' stuff out. Ain't nothin' wrong with that...Do I wanna walk into the room or outta it? Hmmm...let me think 'bout that for 'bout 45 minutes and I will let you know. I don't unnerstand why that makes me dumb. I mean, I'mma important Senator, for Pete's sake...I must make my decisions carefully 'cause there's just so much at stake.
W - WOMENS...I gots me lots of 'em. What with me bein' a Senator and all, I gots the ladies lined up outside my door every single day. Power has a way of attraktin' the babes...and I do like me the babes.
A - I gots me some ALLERGIES that make my eyes all runny and goopy pritty much alla the time. I think I'm allergic to cats. For some reason, mommy don't believe me. Sometimes I likes to shake my head real fast and sling my eye drippies all over mommy. It's my way of showin' her my special love.
R - I think it's real important for you all to know that I REFUSE to poop in the litter box. I ain't tryin' to make a pawlitical statement by doin' this...I just prefer to do my business outsida the box. That's it. Don't fuss at me. It's my pawlicy and I ain't willin' to change it.
D - Mommy says that even with all my very special needs...ya know...poopin' outsida the box, eye drippies, mental challenges, etc.,...I am very much a DELIGHT and one of the bright spots of her day. She loves me for who I am...just like all them other womens in my life.
Life. Is. Good. People!
So...these are just a few things that make me me...Now, I is gonna tag the followin' wonnerful peoples:
Poppy Q
Fat Eric
Sanjee
Parker
Tybalt
Chance
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III