Whiskers & Purrs

What Miss Elizabeth Taylor Saw...

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  First I wanna say "thanks" to all the peoples that sent me emails and leaved comments on our bloggy yesterday.  How excitin'!  Unfortunately nobody guessed right...bummer!  But I knows you all tried real real REAL hard!

See, yesterday mornin' I was sittin' in my Sunday Mornin' Sittin' Spot takin' a nice long bath.  I prefer to have me a warm and cozy sun beam to relax in when I'mma sittin' in my Sunday Mornin' Sittin' Spot, but Miss Sunshine was not cooperatin' with me...dang it.  Anyways, I was takin' a delightful and delicious bath when all of a sudden I heard a big loud SNAP and then a big loud THUD!  It skeerd me...skeerd me real bad, peoples!  When I finally gots the courage to look outta the window to see what it was, this is what I sawed:

Dang...that big tree branch came flyin' outta the sky real real REAL fast!  I just ain't never seen nothin' like it in my life!  It falled outta one of the trees in our mean neighbor's yard.  She is mean and crazy.  We do not like her.  Mrs. Lilly White telled you all 'bout her and how mommy had to call the police on her HERE.  She likes to sit in her hot tub...almost nekkid...EWWWwwwww...we try not to look at her...we ain't sure but we think that's why Mazie Grace is blind...she looked at Mrs. Ugly & Mean Neighbor in the hot tub and...DANG...there went her eyes!

We will now have to supervise mommy gittin' rid of the big ol' skeery tree branch that falled outta the sky. Our work is never done...

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Guess What I'mma Lookin' At...!

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  Today is dark and dreary.  There ain't no warm and cozy sunshine to nap in.  It is sad.

I was bored and decided to look outta the window to see what I could see...you just won't believe it!  I cannot take my eyes offa it.  I might need to call Elsie Fallulah's boyfriend, Mr. Anderson Cooper from CNN, to see if he might wanna cover this on news.  It's shockin'!  It's unbeleevable!  It will knock you offa your paws!

Please make a guess at what I'mma lookin' at in the comment section...the first person that gits it right will win a prize.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

A Very Important Meeting

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Jimmy, Freddy, Henry and Felix speakin'.  We had us a very important meetin' this mornin'.  We decided we needed to put one of our newest toys, "Panic Mouse...The World's Most Inneractive Toy", to the test.  When you say somethin' like "the world's most inneractive toy", you better be able to back up your claim.  Check the video below to see the results of our test:

As you can tell from the video, Mazie Grace tried to join in.  But, she's blind and couldn't see the mousie in order to whap it, so she just sat in the corner and listened to us discuss the situation.  Afterall, testin' stuff is dangerous and is a job that should be leaved to the big strappin' boycats of the house. 

All in all, we would say the Panic Mouse is a very good toy until you knock it over.  It is inneractive but we will need to do more 'vestigatin' to see if it is "the world's most inneractive toy". 

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

A Confession by Elsie Fallulah

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah speakin'.  I gots me a confession to make.  I is in love.  It all started 'bout a month ago.  The first time I saw him, I knew it was love at first site.  You all probably know him...his name is Anderson Cooper.  He is the hotness.  I watch him on TV every night at 10:00 PM on CNN.  Here is why I love him:

1. He has got the hotness...hubba hubba!
2. He is nice.
3. He is smart.
4. I'm pritty sure he smells good.
5. He is brave.

Yes, I love me my Anderson Cooper.  I'm sure he would love me, too, if we could just ever meet.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Maybe I Will Move To France

   

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I am bored and sad and lonely.  Mommy is always at work.  When she comes home she is too tired to talk.  I don't think she loves me no more.  I think I might need a change in scenery. Maybe I should move to France...drink some fine wines, eat some cheese and learn to meow with a french accent.  Yep, that's what I think I'm gonna do.  Boy...I bet mommy will miss me...Oh goodness!  How will I break the news to all my girlfriends?  I must think 'bout this before I do anything...

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

A Message to the Bugs in my Poops from Felix the Magical Cat

Dear bugs in my poops,
This is Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat speakin'.  Last week, my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, writed about how vetroregurgitarians could use microscopes to find bugs in your poop.  It was kinda ironic that she would write 'bout that 'cause earlier in the week, mommy had taked some of my poops to Aunt Doktor Davies for her to investigate whether or nots I had me some bugs that had moved into my insides.

At first I thinked that mommy was crazy to even think somethin' like that was possible.  But, when I readed that Daisy said it was possible, then I knowed it must be true 'cause Daisy the Curly Cat is the smartest girl in the whole world.  So, imagine my horror when mommy talked with Aunt Doktor Davies today just to find out that, yes, indeed, I do gots me some bugs in my poops!  Mr. & Mrs. Giardia moved into my insides and started havin' babies in my poops!  See, it ain't normal for this to happen and it makes a person feel real bad when it does.  This is why I have been so sick over the past year.

Mr. & Mrs. Giardia, I gots just a few words for you...

1. Ewwwww...you is gross!  Why would you wanna live in somebody's poop?
2. Even though mommy says we ain't supposed to hate nobody, I hate you, you slimy, good-for-nothin' bugs for makin' me go through feelin' so bad for so long.
3. It's 'cause of you that I had to go through all kinds of awful tests and bad things at the hospital, you free-loadin' losers.  I hate you. I hate you. I hate you!
4. Well, I hope you enjoy livin' up in my insides but you better watch out...your days is numbered 'cause I'mma takin' medicine that's gonna kick you in your booty...your days is numbered, Mr. & Mrs. Giardia...that goes for you and your little kids, too!

And, finally, to my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, I would just like to say a big "thanks"!  You is the smartest girl in the whole wide world. 

Very truly yours,
Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III - What Makes Me Me!

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  Today I will respond to a request for a meme from my dear friend Rocky at ArtsyCatsy.  It is a very innerestin' meme and one I think you will all find to be very invigoratin' and delightful.  Here is the rules:

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.
2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name.  (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden anme or your mother's maiden name.)
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name.  (Be sure to leave a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

Well, right off the bat, we gots a problem.  Has you seen my name?  Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  Which one is the middle one???  I am just gonna take a guess and say "Edward" is my middle name.  Otherwise...we will be here all day with me tryin' to figure out 'nuff words to describe myself.

E - I don't likes to EAT.  Well, that ain't exactly right...I just forgits to eat.  Mommy has said many times that I would've been dead a long time ago if I had to be on my own...I ain't sure if that's a compliment or not...but, anyways...I don't like wet food...Ewwww...I do likes my crunchies but I forgit when I'm hungry sometimes.  Sometimes mommy has gots to syringe feed me just to make sure I gits 'nuff suppers in my tummies.  I do like it when she syringe feeds me AD in a can.  Mmmm...I won't eats it on my own but when she puts it in my mouth...Mmmmm...I purr real loud and give her headbutts and slurp and slurp and slurp!!!

D - Uh, I have heard mommy describe me as "the DUMBEST livin' aminal on the earth".  Again, I ain't sure if thats a compliment or not.  At least I'm the best at somethin'...I'm just kinda in slow motion.  I likes to take my time in figurin' stuff out.  Ain't nothin' wrong with that...Do I wanna walk into the room or outta it?  Hmmm...let me think 'bout that for 'bout 45 minutes and I will let you know.  I don't unnerstand why that makes me dumb.  I mean, I'mma important Senator, for Pete's sake...I must make my decisions carefully 'cause there's just so much at stake.

W - WOMENS...I gots me lots of 'em.  What with me bein' a Senator and all, I gots the ladies lined up outside my door every single day.  Power has a way of attraktin' the babes...and I do like me the babes.

A - I gots me some ALLERGIES that make my eyes all runny and goopy pritty much alla the time.  I think I'm allergic to cats.   For some reason, mommy don't believe me.  Sometimes I likes to shake my head real fast and sling my eye drippies all over mommy.  It's my way of showin' her my special love.

R - I think it's real important for you all to know that I REFUSE to poop in the litter box.  I ain't tryin' to make a pawlitical statement by doin' this...I just prefer to do my business outsida the box.  That's it.  Don't fuss at me.  It's my pawlicy and I ain't willin' to change it.

D - Mommy says that even with all my very special needs...ya know...poopin' outsida the box, eye drippies, mental challenges, etc.,...I am very much a DELIGHT and one of the bright spots of her day.  She loves me for who I am...just like all them other womens in my life.

Life. Is. Good. People!

So...these are just a few things that make me me...Now, I is gonna tag the followin' wonnerful peoples:
Poppy Q
Fat Eric
Sanjee
Parker
Tybalt
Chance

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

 

Could This Be Love?

Hello to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  I want to tell all you peoples a very important thing...over the weekend, I officially discovered that Mazie Grace is a girl...a real womans with the Hotness!  Dang...see, I'm just a little squirt.  I ain't even a year old yet.  Up until now, Mazie Grace was just a real cool cat that I like to play with...ya know...chase toys and bat balls 'round the room with.

But...after this weekend...well...it just ain't never gonna be the same.  Me an Mazie Grace started kissin'...ya know...swappin' spit.  Dang...she's a real good spit swapper!  She might be blind as a bat but she's got some real womanly ways...if you know what I'mma talkin' 'bout.  It kinda skeers me a little bit...does this mean I'mma grown up?

Yep...Mazie Grace is one fine womans.

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III

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