What Miss Elizabeth Taylor Saw...
To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. First I wanna say "thanks" to all the peoples that sent me emails and leaved comments on our bloggy yesterday. How excitin'! Unfortunately nobody guessed right...bummer! But I knows you all tried real real REAL hard!
See, yesterday mornin' I was sittin' in my Sunday Mornin' Sittin' Spot takin' a nice long bath. I prefer to have me a warm and cozy sun beam to relax in when I'mma sittin' in my Sunday Mornin' Sittin' Spot, but Miss Sunshine was not cooperatin' with me...dang it. Anyways, I was takin' a delightful and delicious bath when all of a sudden I heard a big loud SNAP and then a big loud THUD! It skeerd me...skeerd me real bad, peoples! When I finally gots the courage to look outta the window to see what it was, this is what I sawed:
Dang...that big tree branch came flyin' outta the sky real real REAL fast! I just ain't never seen nothin' like it in my life! It falled outta one of the trees in our mean neighbor's yard. She is mean and crazy. We do not like her. Mrs. Lilly White telled you all 'bout her and how mommy had to call the police on her HERE. She likes to sit in her hot tub...almost nekkid...EWWWwwwww...we try not to look at her...we ain't sure but we think that's why Mazie Grace is blind...she looked at Mrs. Ugly & Mean Neighbor in the hot tub and...DANG...there went her eyes!
We will now have to supervise mommy gittin' rid of the big ol' skeery tree branch that falled outta the sky. Our work is never done...
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
That does sound awfully scary! I'm glad that big branch didn't come and try to get you, Miss Elizabeth Taylor.
Posted by: Tybalt | March 31, 2008 at 10:00 AM
wow! that is scary! i'm glad it didn't hurt your mommy's fence or you would have to see the ugly lady even better...and fight her over repairs!
poor Mazie Grace, it was probably like looking directly into the sun...but not as pretty.
Posted by: Hendrix | March 31, 2008 at 12:02 PM
crappity crap crap crap!
Posted by: The Meezers | March 31, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Wow, how scary! We are glad you weren't hurt when the tree branch fell out of the sky!
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | March 31, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Oh, that would be scary to have that big tree branch fall in your yard! Did the mean old neighbour push it there? She sounds quite odd!
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | March 31, 2008 at 02:00 PM
That would make me very, very SCAIRT and I would run and hide! I hope your mean and very bad neighbor will trim her trees so dead branches do not fall on you any more.
Posted by: Daisy | March 31, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Glad nobody got hurt from that big old branch! We have Nasty neighbors also. They yell so loud it makes us kitties jump!
Posted by: Sultanfus and Guy | March 31, 2008 at 04:00 PM
Yikes! Flying tree branches are furry skeery. We're glad nobuddy got hurt.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | March 31, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Why is it that mean scary crazy nekkid neighbor ladies' trees always fall in somebody else's yard? Life ain't fair.
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | March 31, 2008 at 06:06 PM
Wow, that is scary. Lucky nobody got hurt! Glad you were safe inside.
Posted by: Yaffa & Sebastian | March 31, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Wow, dat is scary...stuff just falling out of da sky! We'z gots mostly nice naybors so we don't hafta look at ugly, mean naked ladies.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | March 31, 2008 at 11:10 PM