We just had to share the most wonnerful news in the whole dang world!!! Lilly Lu, Mu Shue and Iris have been founded and they is all alive! They was founded hidin' in the apartment by the fire folks going around checking for 'em. Ain't that the best news??? We is so happy to hear that they is okay and their mama is okay, too! We is gonna celebrate all night long!!!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Dear Peoples on the Innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. We forgotted to tell you 'bout the nice surprise that was waitin' on mommy when she got home on Vowintime's Night. See, we gots us some real nice neighbors. Of course, you know 'bout the crazy woman that lives on the street behind us that likes to git in her hottub...EWWWW... we don't wanna talk 'bout that right now. We wants to talk 'bout our good neighbors.
See, Unkle Jack and Aunt Susan live next to us. They are owned by a beeyooteeful ginger girl named Winks. When Unkle Jack and Aunt Susan gots to go outta town, mommy checks on Winks to make sure she doesn't feel neglected or lonely. We ain't never meeted Winks but mommy has telled us all 'bout her. She sounds like a real nice girl and, as you can see in this picture, she sure is pritty! Mommy feeds her and sings to her and makes sure she gits her purrbox a running for a little bit every day when Unkle Jack and Aunt Susan is gone.
So, mommy came home late on Vowintimes Day. It was dark but a mysterious package was waitin' on the front porch for her. This is a picture of it. Isn't it pritty??? Mommy just couldn't imagine who would be so thoughtful to leave her a prezint.
When she bringed it inside, she looked at the card. It said "To Miss Jenny, Wuv, Winks"!!! Wasn't that nice??? Poor little Winks not only buyed mommy a prezint but she dragged it all the way from her house to ours and then somehow managed to git back home wiffout anybody realizin' she was outta the house.
We couldn't hardly wait to see what was on the inside!!! We knowed right away it was somethin' wonnerful 'cause we could smell some girly-kinda-stuff on the inside. Mommy opened it and look what it was:
It was two real pritty and good-smellin' heart-shaped soaps. Wasn't that NICE??? We think Winks is the nicest neighbor we have on the whole street! Thanks for bein' such a good girl, Winks. We is sendin' you cyber headbutts and purrs right now.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
To all our friends on the innernets,
This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. On behaffs of all my brothers and sisters here at the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I wanna wish all our friends on the innernets the bestest Vowintimes Day ever! Now we ain't real sure what this Vowintimes thing is all 'bout but...we thinks it has somethin' to do with kissin', headbutts and nip so...we hope there's lotsa all that in your day today! Oh, and we hope you gits lotsa tuna and tuna juice, too!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
Mrs. Lilly White
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
Mazie Grace
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
Jimmy Durante Graves III
Freddy Astaire Graves III
Lucy the Angel Cat Extraordinare
Ricky the Angel Cat Supreme
To all the peoples on the innernets,
Well, we just have to tell you all about our Christmas. Now I ain't real sure what this Christmas stuff is all about, but I can tell you that I. Love. It! First of all, the day started out with all kinds of lovin' from mommy. She picked each one of us up...yep, even Coco and Georgie, and kissed us and she telled us that she loved us very very much. Now that's important...it wasn't just very much...it was very very much. Then, she went into the kitchen and bringed out the most glorious thing I have ever witnessed in my whole entire life...a bag full of Magical Mousies:
See, mommy works with a very nice lady named "Aunt Nicole". Aunt Nicole is a very important person where mommy works...she makes sure that nobody says or writes anything that could land them all in the jailhouse. She is something called a "High-Powered Lawyer". Aunt Nicole likes to do somethin' called "nittin'" She nitted up these little mousies and then...this here is the good part...she stuffed 'em with nip that she growed herself! Let me tell you...this is some fine nip, people. Mommy says it's a real good thing that Aunt Nicole can keep us outta the jailhouse 'cause this nip is some powerful stuff! Mommy telled her that she was contributin' to the delinquency of 12 minors and that we might need her lawyerin' to git us outta trouble. Here's a picture of Fergie 'xperiencin' the glory of one of the magical mousies:
Oh, and this is a picture of Mazie Grace after spendin' a few minutes with one of the Magical Mousies:
Dang...Life. Is. Good! Lovin' from mommy and Magical Mousies all in one day! We hope that everybody on the innernets had as good of a Christmas as we did!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
A couple of weeks ago, mommy went shoppin'. She come back home with a big bag full of stuff. Of course we had to 'vestigate it all. When we first snooped in the big bag, we couldn't figure it all out. Mommy taked the big bag of stuff upstairs and in a few minutes she pulled out a magical blanket...it had scary lookin' wires and control doo hickeys hooked to it. It sorta made us skeerd. But mommy worked real hard and, 'fore we knowed it, she had the magic blanket on our bed. She punched a couple of buttons on the control doo hickeys and then walked away.
Well, of course we had to inspect this new magic blanket. I mean, you just never know when a magic blanket ain't right so we had to give it our seal of approvals. One by one we all jumped up on the bed...and then....that's when the magic happened! The bed was all warm and cozy and snoozy. One by one we just all falled over and started wigglin' on our backs. I don't think Fergie has actually left the magic blanket one time since mommy bringed it to the house.
Magic blankets are the best dang blankets in the whole wide world.
Very Truly Yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
