Whiskers & Purrs

Saturday Night Bath

Hi.  This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  I am takin' my Saturday night bath.  Me and Felix gots us a very hot date planned.  I must look my very bestest.

Very truly yours,
Fergie

A Heart-to-Heart Talk with Mommy

Hi.  This is Fergie speakin'.  Last night I had me a heart-to-heart talk with mommy.  It was late late LATE and I couldn't sleep.  So...I trotted over to mommy's side of the bed and curled up real close to her.  She put her arms 'round me and we started snugglin'.  She said "Fergie, I need you to unnerstand that in a few weeks, I will have to go away for work.  I'll be gone for a whole week and I'm already dreadin' leavin' you guys...will you promise me you will be my big girl and watch over everybody?"  I unnerstand she has to go so she can git green papers to buy us Fancy Feast and everything but...why does she have to go for a whole dang week?  That's just too long to go without any tummy rubs and kisses and hugs and stuff.

I hate you, you mean ol' work, for stealin' mommy away all the time!

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

Monday's Are Mean

Hi to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  Today is Monday.  Monday's are not my favorite day.  I don't like Monday's 'cause when Monday gits here, it means that mommy will leave us for the whole long day after bein' with us every minute of the weekend.

Monday's make me sad.  I must go find my boyfriend, Felix, to git some lovin' and kisses.  That will make me feel all better.

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

It Has Been A Hard Week...

Hi.  This is Fergie speakin'.  It has been a long and very hard week.  Mommy says today might just be the hardest day yet.  She's been neglectin' us...leavin' to go to work extra-super-early every day and not gittin' home until late late LATE.  We don't know who that person named "work" is but he takes too much of mommy's time from us.  Why does he need our mommy?  Can't he go find a mommy of his own?  Big ol' baby! 

It makes us sad...'cause when mommy ain't here, there ain't no Fancy Feast, no clean poop box and no belly rubs.  It's just a hard life for us kids.  I think I'm just gonna try to sleep through this hard day.  Maybe when I wake up, mommy will be back home and she will be here for the whole dang weekend!  At least we have that to look forward to...oh yeah, that and Fancy Feast, too!

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

A Warm Bath on a Sunshiny Sunday

This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  Today is Sunshiny Sunday.  I is enjoyin' all that there sunshine by takin' a nice and glorious bath in it. 

In fact, I am enjoyin' it so much that I am now gittin' ready for a nice long wintery snoozy-kinda nap in the Sunday Sunshine...

ZZZzzzzz...

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

Hurt Feelin's...

Hi to all you peoples on the innernets.  This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  My feelin's are hurt...hurt real bad.  Last night Aunt Doktor Dugan called mommy to check on Felix since he had to go to the emergency hospital on Saturday.  While they was talkin', she asked 'bout my asthma and how I'm doin' with my new funky medicine.  While they was talkin', Aunt Doktor Dugan asked mommy what size I am 'cause she wanted to make sure she had gived me the right dosage amount of my medicine.  I heard mommy say, "Oh, Fergie is a big girl...she is a plus size model...she's huge!"

THAT AIN'T RIGHT!  A good mommy would never say anything like that 'bout her beautiful girl.  I think I'm gonna need therapy because of this...I wonner if Aunt Doktor Dugan is a SIGH-KITE-ATRIST, too.  I ain't never speakin' to mommy again as long as live...at least not until it's time for Fancy Feast.

Very truly yours,

Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor

FOXINESS ALERT!!!

Who is that Foxy Lady with the glowy eyes and girly-girl figure in the mirror???  Hubba Hubba!

ZZZZZZzzzz

DO NOT DISTURB!

Bein' hot can wear a girl out.  I gots to take me a nap.

Very truly yours,

Fergie, The Duchess of Huntsmoor

Does She Walk, Does She Talk...My Fergie Is A Centerfold!