Hi to all you peoples on the innernets. This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. My feelin's are hurt...hurt real bad. Last night Aunt Doktor Dugan called mommy to check on Felix since he had to go to the emergency hospital on Saturday. While they was talkin', she asked 'bout my asthma and how I'm doin' with my new funky medicine. While they was talkin', Aunt Doktor Dugan asked mommy what size I am 'cause she wanted to make sure she had gived me the right dosage amount of my medicine. I heard mommy say, "Oh, Fergie is a big girl...she is a plus size model...she's huge!"
THAT AIN'T RIGHT! A good mommy would never say anything like that 'bout her beautiful girl. I think I'm gonna need therapy because of this...I wonner if Aunt Doktor Dugan is a SIGH-KITE-ATRIST, too. I ain't never speakin' to mommy again as long as live...at least not until it's time for Fancy Feast.
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
