Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is One Word Wednesday. Today's word is "Favoritest". I gots me lotsa favoritest things. For example...
- My favortest supper is Savory Salmon Fancy Feast. Nom nom nom nom...it's so delishus!
- My favoritest place to sleep is the pillow next to mommy.
- My favoritest naptime activity is to have my lovely rump brushed by mommy.
- My favoritest boy cat is Ricky. He is in heaven now but watches over me every single day.
- My favoritest boy human is Anderson Cooper...he is SO dreamy!
Sometimes, a person can be somebody's favoritest thing. For example...I am mommy's most favoritest girl named Elsie Fallulah. And, I just know that I would be Anderson Cooper's most favoritest girl cat if he could just meet me...(BIG SIGH...)
And, finally, sometimes stuff can be your least favoritest things, too. For example, the big dumb doofus woman that was very rude and disrespectfuls to mommy yesterday when they was at a special off-site meeting at work. Itsa long story...just know mommy realizes there's a very speshul reason she has 12 cats in her house and no humans. She says humans are her least favoritest beasts.
It is very important that you have more favoritest things than not-so-favoritest things. This is the key to havin' a wonnerful life...my favoritest things make me very happy.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah
PS...Havin' my brothers pull a April Fool's trick on my yesterday is NOT one of my favoritest things!
