Hi. This is Fergie speakin'. It has been a long and very hard week. Mommy says today might just be the hardest day yet. She's been neglectin' us...leavin' to go to work extra-super-early every day and not gittin' home until late late LATE. We don't know who that person named "work" is but he takes too much of mommy's time from us. Why does he need our mommy? Can't he go find a mommy of his own? Big ol' baby!
It makes us sad...'cause when mommy ain't here, there ain't no Fancy Feast, no clean poop box and no belly rubs. It's just a hard life for us kids. I think I'm just gonna try to sleep through this hard day. Maybe when I wake up, mommy will be back home and she will be here for the whole dang weekend! At least we have that to look forward to...oh yeah, that and Fancy Feast, too!
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
