Whiskers & Purrs

Could This Be Love?

Hello to all the peoples on the innernets.  This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'.  I want to tell all you peoples a very important thing...over the weekend, I officially discovered that Mazie Grace is a girl...a real womans with the Hotness!  Dang...see, I'm just a little squirt.  I ain't even a year old yet.  Up until now, Mazie Grace was just a real cool cat that I like to play with...ya know...chase toys and bat balls 'round the room with.

But...after this weekend...well...it just ain't never gonna be the same.  Me an Mazie Grace started kissin'...ya know...swappin' spit.  Dang...she's a real good spit swapper!  She might be blind as a bat but she's got some real womanly ways...if you know what I'mma talkin' 'bout.  It kinda skeers me a little bit...does this mean I'mma grown up?

Yep...Mazie Grace is one fine womans.

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III

Love Is A Many Splendored Thing...

 

Sunday Snugglin'

Hi.  This is Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  I love my sister, Fergie.  She lets me lay down with her and she gives me a bath.  She makes all kinds of loud purrin' noises that make me feel warm and safe.  She's my best friend.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Caturday

Lovers

Stop Arguin'...!

Ya'll hush up!  Stop all the commotion!  We is makin' out and you are disturbitatin' us!

Back Together Again

Hi ya'll.  This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'.  A few weeks ago, Georgie P. Puddinandpie really hurt my feelin's.  He called me a two-timin' tart just 'cause Felix came up and made me let him lick my face.  I wasn't lickin' him back or nothin'.  It makes me mad just to think about it!  I AIN'T NO TWO-TIMIN' TART!  But, he said he was sorry and bringed me some nip to make up for it.  Now we are boyfriend and girlfriend again! 

Hubba Hubba Smooch Smooch!

The Wedding Photo

Lucy Margarite & Ricky Eugene Graves

Wed on March 13, 1993

I Sorry...

Dear Elsie,

I sorry.  I didn't mean to hurt your feelin's.  I take back everything I said...I thought you was flirtin' with Felix.  So...does this mean that maybe, uh, well, maybe you might like me too?  If you do, meet me at the bottom of the stairs at midnight.  Maybe we can make kisses???

Georgie P. Puddinandpie

I Am Not A Two-Timin' Tart!

Dear Georgie P.,

I am not a "two-timin' tart" like you said yesterday...

"Elsie was lettin' Felix wash her face!  They was a kissin'!  Elsie is nothin' more than a two-timin' tart!"

Felix had slapped me on the head and started lickin' my face.  He didn't even ask me for permission!  I wasn't lickin' his back.  You have hurt my feelin's.  I hope Coco scratches your eyes out and...I'm gonna tell Mommy that you're spreadin' rumors about me on the Innernets. 

Hisssss!

Elsie Fallulah Graves