Whiskers & Purrs

Buzzy Explains Why His Feelin's Are Hurt

To all the peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  Thanks for all them comments and emails that I gotted yesterday askin' why I is upset.  Lotsa y'all tried to guess...but nobody got it right.  No, I ain't hurt 'cause I hadta go to the vetroregurgitarian.  And, I ain't mad 'cause I had to git some stuff shaved or nothin'...it's far worser than any of that.

See, Saturday night I just needed to have a little time to myself.  I was tired of all them other cats lovin' on me and tryin' to git all up into my business.  So, I went into the den where mommy has her desk and pooter.  I crawled up into her chair and went sound sound SOUND asleep.  It was so nice...just to be by myself and snoozin'.  What happened next was just a big ol' blurry mess...I think I remember hearin' mommy git up 'round 4:00.  Who knows why she gotted up...she came stumblin' into the den where I was snoozin'.  She didn't turn the lights on...just came over to the pooter to check her email.  All I remember is openin' my eyes and seein' her big ol' behind comin' straight towards me!  She didn't see me sittin' in her chair!!! 

I swear I ain't never been so skeerd in my life.  When I saw that big ol' butt comin' straight toward me...my life flashed before my eyes.  I knowed I was a goner.  When she realized she was 'bout to sit on me, she nearly falled into the floor tryin' to avoid it.  It was too late...she nearly killeded me.  I swear, I think my gizzard is squished.  Of course, she picked me up and kissed me and told me how sorry she was...I ain't sure if I'm gonna forgive her or not...only time will tell.

Very truly yours,

Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Buzzy Randolph Graves III Got His Feelin's Hurt

Hi.  This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I don't say a lot on this here blog.  Mommy says I'm the strong silent type.  But I just had to speak up today.  I gots my feelin's hurt yesterday.  I'm so hurt that I can't even tell you what happened.  If you want to guess, I might let you know if you is right...and maybe I'll stop bein' upset long enough to write all the sorry, sad details later today.  Just know that mommy is tryin' to make it all up to me by scratchin' my tushy.  Notice that it ain't workin', though.  I have turned my back on her and I ain't sure I'mma ever gonna forgive her.

Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Wowwwy Wowwwy WOW!!!

Hi.  This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  Uh, please disregard the eye boogers I gots...I forgots to wash my face this mornin'...Listen, we gots some big news!  If you look over on the left side of the blog, you'll see a world map with little red dots on it.  Them little red dots point to all the different cities where people that visit our blog is from.  If you click on it, you can see 'zactly where people come from.  We is SO excited!!!  Peoples from the US, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Germany, Austria, Italy, and England have visited our blog !

DANG!!!  WE IS NOW GLOBAL CATS!!!  How excitin'!!!  We gots us some friends all over the world!  That makes us SO VERY happy!  We hopes all you peoples on the innernets keep comin' to visit.  We send you lots of cyber headbutts and purrs!

Very truly yours!

Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Girl Troubles

To all the peoples on the innernets,

This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'.  I ain't said a lot on this here blog...see, I'm kinda shy.  Plus, all them other cats that live in this house is Blog Hogs.  I don't never git me a chance to post nothin' even when I gots lots to say.  And, believe me...I gots lots to say.

See, I'm worried 'bout somethin...me and Mazie Grace used to be real real REAL close.  Shoot, I remember Mazie before she had her first eyeball operation.  We go way back!  I used to watch over her to make sure she didn't walk into walls...she was REALLY blind back then.  She gived me my first kiss and I gived her HER first kiss, too.  Then we moved to mommy's house and we was boyfriend and girlfriend.  But then JIMMY moved in...it all changed when HE got here.

Mazie started kissin' on Jimmy and then he started kissin' on her.  Before I knowed it, I wasn't gittin' nearly as many kisses.  Then Freddy got here and there was even fewer kisses.  I want my Mazie Grace back.  I want them other boys to leave my girlfriend alone.  I need her.  She's my bestest friend in the whole world.  Oh...what am I gonna do if she don't stop kissin' all them other boys?

Very truly yours,

Buzzy Randolph Graves III

Me...Glorious Me!

Hi.  This is Buzzy a speakin'.  Mommy said she was gittin' lotsa questions 'bout why I ain't been a postin' on the blog.  Well, see, I am busy bein' me...ya know, Buzzy.  I gots things to do.  I don't have time to sit 'round and write all day long.  What with all the naps, baths, kissin' on Mazie, chasin' Henry, chasin' Jimmy...shoot...I ain't gots time for this innernets stuff.  But, just to let everybody know that I'mma still breathin' and doin' real good, I thought I'd give ya'll a thrill and let you see how glorious and wonnerful I still am.

Very truly yours,
Buzzy

PS...Just an FYI...when I goes to make poops in the litter box, I make sure that Henry ain't in the box next to it...you know how them Senators like to rub footses with other boys when they is takin' a dump...and I know what all that foot rubbin' means...I watch CNN, ya'll, I knows these things.

Busy Buzzy!

I is very busy doin' some TOP SECRET stuff.  Please do not disturb me unless you is bringin' one of the followin':

1.  Fresh Nips
2.  Fresh Fancy Feast
3.  A Butt Scratchin'
4.  Good Old Fashioned Back Rubs

Very truly yours,

Buzzy Graves IV

What Are They A Doin' Up There???

Excuse me...this is Buzzy a speakin'.  I'm not a hunner percent sure but, I think Fergie & Felix are doin' somethin' dirty.  They is rollin' around on the bed makin' some gruntin' noises...I can't figure this out.  Every time I hop up on the bed, Felix swats at me.  They don't want me to see whatsa goin' on.  But, I'm just a doin' my job of bein' a pesky little brother.  I'm a gonna figure this out one way or another...

I just can't figure this out...

Whatsa goin' on???